… and then the … oh, wait a sec … or was it …
The greatest joke my father ever told during a round of when bunch of people were sitting around telling Alzheimer’s jokes:
During a pause he speaks up and says:
“I know an Alzheimer’s joke.”
Short pause.
“But I forgot it.”
We lost it.
Granddads will also repeat the same joke, because they think you’ve never heard it before.
My dad jokes aren’t just good, they’re GRAND dad jokes!
Ba-BOOMM Ttsssssh!
At least you’re admitting to the problem, Oldbot!
Oldbot, you are a Punch-Line… ☺
“I’d ask you to pull my finger, but I don’t remember why.”
I started to laugh but then… aww, it’s kinda sad.
Knock. Knock
Who’s there?
Grandad.
Grandad who.
What’s wrong with you kid? Don’t you recognize your own granddad?
No just bad Dad jokes.
There’s a punch card line in there somewhere.
How many Fortran programmers does it take to compile a…?
Bilan 3 months ago
… and then the … oh, wait a sec … or was it …
Imagine 3 months ago
The greatest joke my father ever told during a round of when bunch of people were sitting around telling Alzheimer’s jokes:
During a pause he speaks up and says:
“I know an Alzheimer’s joke.”
Short pause.
“But I forgot it.”
We lost it.
phritzg Premium Member 3 months ago
Granddads will also repeat the same joke, because they think you’ve never heard it before.
cdward 3 months ago
My dad jokes aren’t just good, they’re GRAND dad jokes!
gantech 3 months ago
Ba-BOOMM Ttsssssh!
baskate_2000 3 months ago
At least you’re admitting to the problem, Oldbot!
ChessPirate 3 months ago
Oldbot, you are a Punch-Line… ☺
Calvins Brother 3 months ago
“I’d ask you to pull my finger, but I don’t remember why.”
DaBump Premium Member 3 months ago
I started to laugh but then… aww, it’s kinda sad.
mistercatworks 3 months ago
Knock. Knock
Who’s there?
Grandad.
Grandad who.
What’s wrong with you kid? Don’t you recognize your own granddad?
cuzinron47 3 months ago
No just bad Dad jokes.
eb110americana 3 months ago
There’s a punch card line in there somewhere.
mengelji 3 months ago
How many Fortran programmers does it take to compile a…?