Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for September 26, 2024

… and then the … oh, wait a sec … or was it …

The greatest joke my father ever told during a round of when bunch of people were sitting around telling Alzheimer’s jokes:

During a pause he speaks up and says:

“I know an Alzheimer’s joke.”

Short pause.

“But I forgot it.”

We lost it.

Granddads will also repeat the same joke, because they think you’ve never heard it before.

My dad jokes aren’t just good, they’re GRAND dad jokes!

Ba-BOOMM Ttsssssh!

At least you’re admitting to the problem, Oldbot!

Oldbot, you are a Punch-Line… ☺

“I’d ask you to pull my finger, but I don’t remember why.”

I started to laugh but then… aww, it’s kinda sad.

Knock. Knock

Who’s there?

Grandad.

Grandad who.

What’s wrong with you kid? Don’t you recognize your own granddad?

No just bad Dad jokes.

There’s a punch card line in there somewhere.

How many Fortran programmers does it take to compile a…?