Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for October 09, 2024

Milk it while you can, Mel.

Why did the time machine turn black and what are the stripes up her arm?

You can go back in time and say all you want, as long as you don’t change anything.

Oh, how I wish I could go back to say just one thing I didn’t say 31 years ago…

Successful but a bad idea?

He should invent a thyme machine good for seasoning various savory dishes in the kitchen!

So, do you stay, or do you go??!!

Even better than the perfect comeback, find a way to “Take Back the Things We Said” (Rolf Harris, 1971).

Now that I know what this week’s Powerball numbers were, I’d like to go back a week and place my bet.

Why not just take the same twenty dollars into the future each time you want a hamburger? no, wait… nevermind.

Oh, the temporal paradoxes that will ensue…..

I am busy and don’t have the time for time travel!

Finally, it works!

The “Bzaap!” sound shown reminds me of the sound that occurs when a mosquito meets its end on one of the zapper lights used around patios to control flying pests. I’m thinking a time machine that can transport humans are going to require a little more energy than what the “Bzaap!” sound can provide. It’s my bet a time machine just won’t be something you could plug into a home outlet and expect to function properly.

Something akin to a paradox, eh?

By the way, Cliff’s in the emergency room.

“Listen to me! You don’t have to do what everyone tells you!”