Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for November 22, 2024

Well now that you phrased it that way, I kind of am, as well.

The tree won’t have to clean them up.

Duch Elem disease.

How you would feel about someone jumping into your dead and discarded body parts?

Brewster is rockin’ it.

Don’t think of them as body parts, TreeMan, think of your dead leaves as fur that you’re shedding. Brewster would still jump into the pile, though, and I suspect Corporal Mittens would play in them, too.

When the white eagle of the North

Is flying overhead

And the browns, reds and golds of autumn

Lie in the gutter, dead

Remember then, the summer birds

With wings of fire flaying

Come to witness Spring’s new hope

Born of leaves decaying

As new life will come from death

Love will come at leisure

Love of love, love of life

And giving without measure

Gives in return a wondrous yearn

Of a promise almost seen

Live hand-in-hand

And together we’ll stand

On the threshold of a dream….

Better take off, Brewster! You’re about to get covered in sap!

But they give so much joy to some people!

I listen to a nature podcast that was saying that you shouldn’t rake leaves because it gives bugs and worms a habitat.

Once my body parts have been discarded, they are no longer of concern to me. It’s not as if after a grooming routine I think to myself, “Man, I sure miss my toenails.” (Although I must admit, it would make a great episode of “Hoarders”.)

Wait until he finds out how we use their flesh to make toilet paper.

Okay, now this one is fairly amusing.

We squirrel people have a symbiotic relationship with the tree people. They feed us, and we plant them.

Ha! What a sap

You’d think this the first time he shed his leaves.

I’ve long thought, “Would sapient trees view wooden furniture as gory?”

Is this any different than wearing the hair from sheep?

Trees discard their leaves to conserve energy for the winter. I think it’s called “tree-age”.

This is only strip where one would not be embarrassed by such a pun. :)

Being bough bound behooves breaking basic board/bone behavior.

That would have been funnier with a wet sucker.