Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for November 26, 2024

Is he trying to get Cliff to change his ways? Good luck to that.

He’ll be going on an acid triptophan.

I want to see what he does with Diwali.

Cliff in a turkey coma? Is that the Thanksgiving of past, present or yet to come?

When he gets to halloween he’ll make sure cliff stuffs himself with pumpkin spice

Valentine’s Day should be interesting…

Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday. It is the best meal of the year, and you don’t have to buy any presents.

I want the Spirit of the Fourth of July. I want to be by the chimney as he comes down with his magic bag of fireworks, BBQ, and beer.

If that spirit is branching off to other holidays, August must his month for vacations….no holidays to celebrate.

Times are tough.

This is spooktactular.

Keep it up, Cliff…

↘️ ﹏∩ (Here lies Cliff. He ate too much and then went [BIFF!])

I thought Cliff was always in a coma?

On Easter, Cliff will be sleeping in front of the TV in a chocolate coma. Halloween, too.

There’s just not enough money in having one gig a year.

It’s better than being visited by The Ghost of Cardiac Arrest to Come".

Now I’m getting ideas for other holidays. The Ghost of Arbor Day Past shows all these times you’ve used wood or paper….

The idea is, you’re supposed to see the error of your ways when you witness your future self proclaim, “I ate too much.” But knowing Cliff, he’ll just wear stretchier sweatpants.

Dream fulfilment.

A nutritionist recently told me that the “typical” Thanksgiving meal contains about 15000 mg of sodium. That’s 6 times the daily recommended sodium allowance. Yipes.