Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for December 13, 2023

Yeah I can see that.

But that’s bad news if Gaylord expects to inherit from her.

Russell does the most wonderful trees.

She has a point!

I would think it would be just the opposite, the likelihood of her dying any time soon is very unlikely if she has already lived for 1500 years. And that is exactly what they would want a person that pays for life insurance for as long as possible.

Would that scare off insurance salesmen? I mean if she’s lasted that long she probably has another couple centuries of paying the premiums left in her.

“That and I can always zap them if they don’t get the hint!”

It may be your appearance, Broomy….they’re leary to approach…

I get bombarded with ads that explain to me how much I “need” to buy a life insurance policy from whichever company. They are all quite irksome.

Big deal. What I want is something to scare off all the “Your car warranty is about to expire.” salesman.

You are not dead.

It seems that some Salesmen would be scared off (“She’s so old, she must be about to keel over.”), but some, as has been pointed out above, would be ecstatic at the possibly infinite Premiums their Company would get…

It beats being DEAD!

Boy, has she got it wrong!…

Wouldn’t the term life guys love her? Collect forever, never pay out.

Also would scare off son and daughter n laws

They would just tell her how important it is and offer it at really high premiums

Good point Broomie.

That is definitely a plus, Broomie! You are fortunate!