Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for November 14, 2024

Doesn’t she like banana bread?

She was probably busy on her “Banana” laptop, LOL.

In Brazil, spiders breed and live in bananas. Even Australia doesn’t have this problem.

When it gets like that just give it a shake.

When a banana is that liquid inside it isn’t yellow on the outside. It’s black.

Adios, hasty banana.

“When they are flecked with brown and have a golden hue,

Bananas taste the best and are the best for you.

But bananas like the climate of the very very tropical equator,

So you should never put bananas in the refrigerator."

Some commercial actually used to be informative.

Yup.

Indeed.

Bananas don’t Splish Splish when they too old they get nice and mushy

I hate bananas. I don’t eat anything with bananas in it. I always let my wife feed the kids banana, when they were small, so as not to influence them into not eating bananas.Any way. I decided to propose to my wife and wanted to make sure that she knew that this was forever and that I really loved her. She knew how much I hated bananas and would kid me about it. So, the day I decided to propose, her family was around the table and had invited me to dinner. As usual, she had a banana on the table, just to needle me. It was a standing joke. So, after eating and before I helped clean up, I took the banana, (her family watched to see what I would do.) and dropped to one knee and said, “As much as I hate this banana, I love you more. Will you marry me?”

You could have gone with a banana daiquiri.

Not a peeling.

Ewwwwwwww

Shouldn’t the peel be all black by then!

Nope nope nope.