He has to make if a Gift Shop; “butts kicked, $ 1.00”, That makes it available for everybody who needs it, and everybody could certainly use the service,
<< Jkiss said: "@Hobbes: Any ideas where I can find Pig’s booth?Well, occasionally there are days when you can find both scorn and unconditional acceptance right here on this site.
BigNate+CalvinandHobbes=:) about 12 years ago
“People will pay for what they want, but not for what they need” -Bill Watterson
comicfreak2001 about 12 years ago
me love calfin and hobbes
rentier about 12 years ago
Needs it, but doesn’t want it!
Linux0s about 12 years ago
Self inclusive?
BE THIS GUY about 12 years ago
Maybe if you doubled the offer, 2 kicks for the price of 1.
ChrissyT about 12 years ago
Maybe if you offered to kick someone’s butt for them. You know, like a kickman.
pouncingtiger about 12 years ago
Calvin’s family must have moved to D.C. Also, love Hobbes’ expression in the 3rd panel. :-)
margueritem about 12 years ago
According to you, anyway, Calvin.
Sciatic about 12 years ago
I think it should be 5 cents
bluskies about 12 years ago
He has to make if a Gift Shop; “butts kicked, $ 1.00”, That makes it available for everybody who needs it, and everybody could certainly use the service,
Mihir Asher about 12 years ago
And now Calvin learns an important lesson: There is a difference between “needs” and “wants”
nibor6 about 12 years ago
I’ll bet his mum or dad would pay a $1 to drop kick him over the goal line.
Phapada about 12 years ago
What kind of sale? maybe have a good salling ….
cornford.t about 12 years ago
It#s old
GROG Premium Member about 12 years ago
You can’t always get what you need, you get what you want.
King_Shark about 12 years ago
Maybe if he sold chances to kick him in the butt…
putzboy about 12 years ago
why cant we all just enjoy Calvin and Hobbes instead of analyzing them everyday??
bignatefan about 12 years ago
Excellent. It’s a paradox, isn’t it.
farmermatt about 12 years ago
Love Hobbes’ expression in panel 3.
Tom Falco about 12 years ago
The ones that need the swift kick never know they are the ones that need it.
rpmurray about 12 years ago
I’m sure Susie would take him up on it. The sign doesn’t say whose butt gets kicked or who can do the kicking.
TheFinalSolution about 12 years ago
I put this one on the fridge when it first came out, and it’s still a relevant social comment.
RoadTrip3500 about 12 years ago
The single greatest C&H strip ever.
Hobbes Premium Member about 12 years ago
Click here: Pearls Before Swine (September 15, 2004)Click here: Pearls Before Swine (September 16, 2004)
battle of plattsburgh about 12 years ago
At his height, he’d only be able to give the average adult a swift kick in the back of the knee.I’m not paying a $1.00 for that.50 cents, tops.
Hobbes Premium Member about 12 years ago
@Susan Newman: Lucy does better when there’s no competition.Click here: Peanuts (January 4, 1966)
Number Three about 12 years ago
Even you best friend Hobbes?
LOL xxx
CrazyIrishOperaGirl about 12 years ago
There’s that song:“You can’t always get what you want….Although sometimes you might just find….You get what you need!”
CrazyIrishOperaGirl about 12 years ago
Dear karma, I have some names of people you missed.
Karaboo2 about 12 years ago
Got any gift cards Calvin? I’ll take about 2 dozen and pass them out at Christmas time…..tis better to give than recieve hahaha
Rickapolis about 12 years ago
Raise the price to $10 to make it seem a premium commodity.
route66paul about 12 years ago
Nah…I quit – you can have the duck.
Puddleglum2 about 12 years ago
But …notwithstanding, even (Snagglepuss)
Puddleglum2 about 12 years ago
You always get what you need, but not necessarily what you should need!
Puddleglum2 about 12 years ago
@Hobbes,“Happiness Is a Warm Puppy” …especially one with a lot of ‘cents’!
Puddleglum2 about 12 years ago
Maybe Calvin should offer a slow motion kick at half price!
The Life I Draw Upon about 12 years ago
Have them pay to kick someone else.
Vonne Anton about 12 years ago
I’m the one-legged man who always loses those contests.
Perkycat about 12 years ago
Very, very funny Calvin and Hobbes comic – so true! Thanks again Hobbes for the older comics.
cookies333 about 12 years ago
Does that include yourself Calvin?
coffeeturtle about 12 years ago
I’m not only the President, I’m also a client.
khpage about 12 years ago
The sign should read: “Attitude Adjustments”
ratlum about 12 years ago
The public is so fickle.
iced tea about 12 years ago
Calvin needs his butt whipped.
lightenup Premium Member about 12 years ago
This is one of my favorites!! ♥♥
Popeyesforearm about 12 years ago
I’m puttin’ that sign on my desk
ajsfguy about 12 years ago
This is honesty in its truest form!
Hobbes Premium Member about 12 years ago
<< Jkiss said: "@Hobbes: Any ideas where I can find Pig’s booth?Well, occasionally there are days when you can find both scorn and unconditional acceptance right here on this site.
Galvatron002 about 12 years ago
I have a list of people who I wish would come to my butt kicking stand. LOL
calvinsfriend110 about 12 years ago
I’d pay $1 to hug them both!
scoobymummy about 12 years ago
he really thinks thats going to work?
David Anderson about 12 years ago
Coffee & Calvin & Hobbes in the morning. Damn!
42ndstreetpoet about 12 years ago
I couldn’t agree more & this one is particularly apropos.
Hobbs4president almost 12 years ago
Hilarious! Top 20 Calvin and Hobbes!