Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for August 03, 2012

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    BigNate+CalvinandHobbes=:)  almost 12 years ago

    “People will pay for what they want, but not for what they need” -Bill Watterson

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    comicfreak2001  almost 12 years ago

    me love calfin and hobbes

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    rentier  almost 12 years ago

    Needs it, but doesn’t want it!

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    Linux0s  almost 12 years ago

    Self inclusive?

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 12 years ago

    Maybe if you doubled the offer, 2 kicks for the price of 1.

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    ChrissyT  almost 12 years ago

    Maybe if you offered to kick someone’s butt for them. You know, like a kickman.

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    pouncingtiger  almost 12 years ago

    Calvin’s family must have moved to D.C. Also, love Hobbes’ expression in the 3rd panel. :-)

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    margueritem  almost 12 years ago

    According to you, anyway, Calvin.

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    Sciatic  almost 12 years ago

    I think it should be 5 cents

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    bluskies  almost 12 years ago

    He has to make if a Gift Shop; “butts kicked, $ 1.00”, That makes it available for everybody who needs it, and everybody could certainly use the service,

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    Mihir Asher  almost 12 years ago

    And now Calvin learns an important lesson: There is a difference between “needs” and “wants”

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    nibor6  almost 12 years ago

    I’ll bet his mum or dad would pay a $1 to drop kick him over the goal line.

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    Phapada  almost 12 years ago

    What kind of sale? maybe have a good salling ….

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    cornford.t  almost 12 years ago

    It#s old

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    GROG Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    You can’t always get what you need, you get what you want.

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    King_Shark  almost 12 years ago

    Maybe if he sold chances to kick him in the butt…

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    putzboy  almost 12 years ago

    why cant we all just enjoy Calvin and Hobbes instead of analyzing them everyday??

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    bignatefan  almost 12 years ago

    Excellent. It’s a paradox, isn’t it.

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    farmermatt  almost 12 years ago

    Love Hobbes’ expression in panel 3.

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    Tom Falco  almost 12 years ago

    The ones that need the swift kick never know they are the ones that need it.

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    rpmurray  almost 12 years ago

    I’m sure Susie would take him up on it. The sign doesn’t say whose butt gets kicked or who can do the kicking.

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    TheFinalSolution  almost 12 years ago

    I put this one on the fridge when it first came out, and it’s still a relevant social comment.

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    RoadTrip3500  almost 12 years ago

    The single greatest C&H strip ever.

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    Hobbes Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Click here: Pearls Before Swine (September 15, 2004)Click here: Pearls Before Swine (September 16, 2004)

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    battle of plattsburgh  almost 12 years ago

    At his height, he’d only be able to give the average adult a swift kick in the back of the knee.I’m not paying a $1.00 for that.50 cents, tops.

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    Hobbes Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    @Susan Newman: Lucy does better when there’s no competition.Click here: Peanuts (January 4, 1966)

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    Number Three  almost 12 years ago

    Even you best friend Hobbes?

    LOL xxx

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    CrazyIrishOperaGirl  almost 12 years ago

    There’s that song:“You can’t always get what you want….Although sometimes you might just find….You get what you need!”

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    CrazyIrishOperaGirl  almost 12 years ago

    Dear karma, I have some names of people you missed.

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    Karaboo2  almost 12 years ago

    Got any gift cards Calvin? I’ll take about 2 dozen and pass them out at Christmas time…..tis better to give than recieve hahaha

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    Rickapolis  almost 12 years ago

    Raise the price to $10 to make it seem a premium commodity.

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    route66paul  almost 12 years ago

    Nah…I quit – you can have the duck.

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    Puddleglum2  almost 12 years ago

    But …notwithstanding, even (Snagglepuss)

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    Puddleglum2  almost 12 years ago

    You always get what you need, but not necessarily what you should need!

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    Puddleglum2  almost 12 years ago

    @Hobbes,“Happiness Is a Warm Puppy” …especially one with a lot of ‘cents’!

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    Puddleglum2  almost 12 years ago

    Maybe Calvin should offer a slow motion kick at half price!

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    The Life I Draw Upon  almost 12 years ago

    Have them pay to kick someone else.

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    Vonne Anton  almost 12 years ago

    I’m the one-legged man who always loses those contests.

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    Perkycat  almost 12 years ago

    Very, very funny Calvin and Hobbes comic – so true! Thanks again Hobbes for the older comics.

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    cookies333  almost 12 years ago

    Does that include yourself Calvin?

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    coffeeturtle  almost 12 years ago

    I’m not only the President, I’m also a client.

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    khpage  almost 12 years ago

    The sign should read: “Attitude Adjustments”

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    ratlum  almost 12 years ago

    The public is so fickle.

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    iced tea  almost 12 years ago

    Calvin needs his butt whipped.

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    lightenup Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    This is one of my favorites!! ♥♥

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    Popeyesforearm  almost 12 years ago

    I’m puttin’ that sign on my desk

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    ajsfguy  almost 12 years ago

    This is honesty in its truest form!

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    Hobbes Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    << Jkiss said: "@Hobbes: Any ideas where I can find Pig’s booth?Well, occasionally there are days when you can find both scorn and unconditional acceptance right here on this site.

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    Galvatron002  almost 12 years ago

    I have a list of people who I wish would come to my butt kicking stand. LOL

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    calvinsfriend110  almost 12 years ago

    I’d pay $1 to hug them both!

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    scoobymummy  almost 12 years ago

    he really thinks thats going to work?

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    David Anderson  almost 12 years ago

    Coffee & Calvin & Hobbes in the morning. Damn!

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    42ndstreetpoet  almost 12 years ago

    I couldn’t agree more & this one is particularly apropos.

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    Hobbs4president  almost 12 years ago

    Hilarious! Top 20 Calvin and Hobbes!

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