GASP I can’t believe Gc allowed to show all that cursing without censoring it!!!
It reminds me of Grunkle Stans language from Gravity Falls. He would say crazy stuff like that when the kids were around. Although one time when they were not around he had just stubbed his toe and was all like, “Hot Belgian waffles!!! Wait, I’m alone, I can swear for real, SON OF A…..”
I still haven’t figured out, sixty years later, what I heard prancing on the roof over my bedroom on Christmas Eve in 1957. No swearing, but something was moving around up there!
Less Monday... More Friday almost 7 years ago
Too late…
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 7 years ago
Yep, it’s Santa.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 7 years ago
“Zarg barg-a-ding-dong”: the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.
Dae almost 7 years ago
LOL, that’s the best creative cursing I’ve ever heard!
BiggerNate91 almost 7 years ago
Imagine if they did that on purpose to fool Calvin.
hooglah almost 7 years ago
If it’s Santa, he’s a day early.
Kim Metzger Premium Member almost 7 years ago
Why are Calvin’s Mom and Dad putting out gifts when Santa’s going to do it later?
Masterskrain almost 7 years ago
My favorite “cursing” ever!
BE THIS GUY almost 7 years ago
Thanks, Dad, for helping restore a little boy’s belief in big fat man in a red suit.
BiathlonNut almost 7 years ago
Must have dropped the flamethrower on his toe.
LINK_O_NEAL almost 7 years ago
GASP I can’t believe Gc allowed to show all that cursing without censoring it!!!
It reminds me of Grunkle Stans language from Gravity Falls. He would say crazy stuff like that when the kids were around. Although one time when they were not around he had just stubbed his toe and was all like, “Hot Belgian waffles!!! Wait, I’m alone, I can swear for real, SON OF A…..”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFJ1wweTsaU
kab buch almost 7 years ago
Calvin, did you lay a trap under the tree?
tcar-1 almost 7 years ago
It’s Ralphie’s dad!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjNqLOorulI
mfrasca almost 7 years ago
“You wart mundane noodle! You shotten shifter paskabah! You snort tonguer! Lame monger snaffa shell cocker!”
jpayne4040 almost 7 years ago
At least he didn’t really let a rip! That is the hardest situation to hold it back in.
Masterskrain almost 7 years ago
“Dang Flanged Rotten Whizzing Son of a Bilge Pump!”
Number Three almost 7 years ago
Well that was creative, Dad. Most people just swear when they stub their toe.
xxx
edonline almost 7 years ago
Santa’s helpers. Mom and Dad know Calvin tries to be good. On occasion.
"It's the End of the World!!!" Premium Member almost 7 years ago
Anyone wanna bet that she dropped it on his foot?
NCTom Premium Member almost 7 years ago
I still haven’t figured out, sixty years later, what I heard prancing on the roof over my bedroom on Christmas Eve in 1957. No swearing, but something was moving around up there!
rgcviper almost 7 years ago
Indeed—this cursing from Dad is … unique. It reminds me of one of my favorite “Calvin” strips of all time, too.
http://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1995/01/09
M2MM almost 7 years ago
I think Calvin’s a little young (and small) for a set of weights, ya think?
M2MM almost 7 years ago
I think Calvin’s a little young (and small) for a set of weights, ya think?
Huckleberry Hiroshima almost 5 years ago
I sense a country and western song coming up.