Wow! My older two have said the same thing word for word to me or their mother. The result was the same. My five year old, who is built like an interior lineman and is stronger than his older brother, will be hulking. I hope he won’t be too surly. I do know that no one will like him if he gets angry and doesn’t have self restraint.
When I was about 16 my Mom tried to tell me what to do and I was in a joking mood, so I walked over to her and picked her up and carried her over to a chair and sat her down on it. Then I said, it was a good thing I loved and respected her, because she couldn’t make me do what she wanted, I chose to do it and I always have even 35 years later.
I still like to think the creator of Frazz is actually Calvin as an adult (even though the creator confirmed it’s not related in any way). My head-canon is Frazz is Calvin’s last name and he found an outlet for his creativity, making him be more cool and mellow as an adult, and more popular with the kids because of his child-like wonder in his heart.
Watch it Calvin, my mother once told my oldest brother that he was never too old or too big for a bare-butt spanking. He continued to lip off and the next thing he knew, his six-foot body was across her 5’4" frame, jeans down and he was getting whacked. We were all amused, including his friends but didn’t dare laugh or we knew we would be next. You did not mess with the “Dragon Lady”.
BE THIS GUY over 6 years ago
Calvin learns the important lesson of knowing when to pick your fights.
The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover over 6 years ago
Calvin thinking about his future again!
Sugar Bombs 95 over 6 years ago
Nope. You’re gonna be six years old for ten whole years.
alaskajohn1 over 6 years ago
Look; Calvin can go upstairs without touching the floor.
codycab over 6 years ago
Calvin could learn a thing or two from Bart Simpson.
Alondra over 6 years ago
Maybe you will be a hulking teenager someday Calvin, but not yet. In the meantime shut your yap and go to sleep.
JudyHendrickson over 6 years ago
what an angel!!!!
jpayne4040 over 6 years ago
And you’ll still be “Mommy’s little boy!”
Aaberon over 6 years ago
LOVE the face in frame #2.
jrankin1959 over 6 years ago
Oh, like that’ll be any different than now?
ladamson1918 over 6 years ago
Donald Trump, the Early Years
sandpiper over 6 years ago
Truer words were never spoken
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 6 years ago
You don’t have to do what anybody says. There are consequences with some people, of course.
mourdac Premium Member over 6 years ago
And you’ll pick out Mom and Dad’s old age home. But hopefully you’ll have forgotten all this by then.
mattro65 over 6 years ago
Wow! My older two have said the same thing word for word to me or their mother. The result was the same. My five year old, who is built like an interior lineman and is stronger than his older brother, will be hulking. I hope he won’t be too surly. I do know that no one will like him if he gets angry and doesn’t have self restraint.
Diat60 over 6 years ago
Be afraid, be very afraid.
A Hip loving Canadian... over 6 years ago
Love Mom’s resolve: She carried him for nine months, what’s a few more years?
BiggerNate91 over 6 years ago
This comment section is Custom Comic-less…
StarNut Premium Member over 6 years ago
When I was about 16 my Mom tried to tell me what to do and I was in a joking mood, so I walked over to her and picked her up and carried her over to a chair and sat her down on it. Then I said, it was a good thing I loved and respected her, because she couldn’t make me do what she wanted, I chose to do it and I always have even 35 years later.
Ray Helvy Premium Member over 6 years ago
Calvin, sadly, you’re never going to be a teenager. I’m sure it would have been interesting and fun, though… especially with Suzie, and your own kids.
TwilightFaze over 6 years ago
I still like to think the creator of Frazz is actually Calvin as an adult (even though the creator confirmed it’s not related in any way). My head-canon is Frazz is Calvin’s last name and he found an outlet for his creativity, making him be more cool and mellow as an adult, and more popular with the kids because of his child-like wonder in his heart.
rob over 6 years ago
Kind of like Jeremy in Zits…
pchemcat over 6 years ago
Watch it Calvin, my mother once told my oldest brother that he was never too old or too big for a bare-butt spanking. He continued to lip off and the next thing he knew, his six-foot body was across her 5’4" frame, jeans down and he was getting whacked. We were all amused, including his friends but didn’t dare laugh or we knew we would be next. You did not mess with the “Dragon Lady”.
davetb1956 over 6 years ago
Notice how Mom is smart enough to not even bother to argue with Calvin.
Tha_Hype over 6 years ago
That’s fine. By then, you will no longer be eligible for the kid gloves treatment. Enjoy your pre-teen life.
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 6 years ago
They better send his smartass off to boot camp by then
CampbellSoup almost 5 years ago
Yeah, but by then he’ll actually WANT to go to sleep