Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for July 03, 2019

That’s going to be a lot of tuna fish sandwiches.

Calvin, you are already great, you just don’t know it.

Calvin the Great and Hobbes the Very Good. Fair, isn’t it?

how long until the short story arc about Calvin wanting to be called a s"Calvin the Bold"?

Forget the bribe, do you know how much a good tell-all biography can make?

Susie will write the “smoochy and tell” book that will garner Hobbes a juicy miniseries deal.

I’m sure reporters will line up to get an exclusive from a stuffed tiger.

A little conscience is a terrible thing, eh Calvin?

“Sorry, but for THAT much tuna, I can’t guarantee this secret won’t slip”.

It means Hobbes will tell it like it is – without your dillusions of grandeur.

The truth hurts..

Do you really want Hobbes to tell everything, Calvin?

I’d say that kid is Calvin The Great Psycho.

He was right. Look. They’re in a famous, classic comic strip.

Brilliant, Hobbes

It means he’ll finally reveal what really happened during the Noodle Incident.

Yeah, it seems like fame will being people to you, but you will need a fortune to keep them away from you.

Hobbes knows where the bodies are buried.

Calvin would just need to hire a press secretary or PR person to ‘deny deny deny’, or he could just ignore the criticisms. Both methods work.

What does that mean? Just ask President Collusion!

Is this a young Donald Trump? :-D

Hobbes is the most greaterist!

Well, Calvin ma’ boy, you have been fairly and truly warned – and I recommend you clean up your act and start behaving like you will be investigated all the way back to your diapers – if you go on the straight and narrow RIGHT NOW you can claim it was all “youthful indiscretion” when you’re famous.

Or you can start stockpiling tuna now and save up to buy Hobbes off!

The choice is yours.

Oh – or you can start collecting “dirt” on Hobbes, so you can counter-blackmail him when he tries to stick it to you. Of course this only works if the blackmailer isn’t pure as the wind-driven snow!

Hobbes is always looking out for el numero uno!

People can find out from Hobbes about “The Noodle Incident”.

Wait! Is Calvin a young Donald Trump? Full of himself and paying people to keep quiet?!

Ahhhh, the days before Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and other such social media sites. You wouldn’t need any media then Calvin, just a device with internet access. . . . .you will then learn more than anyone wanted to know about someone, and be able to have them know more than they wanted to know about you.