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Well, Calvin maâ boy, you have been fairly and truly warned â and I recommend you clean up your act and start behaving like you will be investigated all the way back to your diapers â if you go on the straight and narrow RIGHT NOW you can claim it was all âyouthful indiscretionâ when youâre famous.
Or you can start stockpiling tuna now and save up to buy Hobbes off!
The choice is yours.
Oh â or you can start collecting âdirtâ on Hobbes, so you can counter-blackmail him when he tries to stick it to you. Of course this only works if the blackmailer isnât pure as the wind-driven snow!
Ahhhh, the days before Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and other such social media sites. You wouldnât need any media then Calvin, just a device with internet access. . . . .you will then learn more than anyone wanted to know about someone, and be able to have them know more than they wanted to know about you.
BE THIS GUY over 5 years ago
Thatâs going to be a lot of tuna fish sandwiches.
Watcher over 5 years ago
Calvin, you are already great, you just donât know it.
The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover over 5 years ago
Calvin the Great and Hobbes the Very Good. Fair, isnât it?
Templo S.U.D. over 5 years ago
how long until the short story arc about Calvin wanting to be called a s"Calvin the Bold"?
Bilan over 5 years ago
Forget the bribe, do you know how much a good tell-all biography can make?
orinoco womble over 5 years ago
Susie will write the âsmoochy and tellâ book that will garner Hobbes a juicy miniseries deal.
jvn over 5 years ago
Iâm sure reporters will line up to get an exclusive from a stuffed tiger.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 5 years ago
A little conscience is a terrible thing, eh Calvin?
codycab over 5 years ago
âSorry, but for THAT much tuna, I canât guarantee this secret wonât slipâ.
GROG Premium Member over 5 years ago
It means Hobbes will tell it like it is â without your dillusions of grandeur.
BigDaveGlass over 5 years ago
The truth hurts..
jpayne4040 over 5 years ago
Do you really want Hobbes to tell everything, Calvin?
cubswin2016 over 5 years ago
Iâd say that kid is Calvin The Great Psycho.
tripwire45 over 5 years ago
He was right. Look. Theyâre in a famous, classic comic strip.
TrudyQ Premium Member over 5 years ago
Brilliant, Hobbes
uniquename over 5 years ago
It means heâll finally reveal what really happened during the Noodle Incident.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 5 years ago
Yeah, it seems like fame will being people to you, but you will need a fortune to keep them away from you.
YippiKiAyMofo over 5 years ago
Hobbes knows where the bodies are buried.
mourdac Premium Member over 5 years ago
Calvin would just need to hire a press secretary or PR person to âdeny deny denyâ, or he could just ignore the criticisms. Both methods work.
swanridge over 5 years ago
What does that mean? Just ask President Collusion!
Scoutmaster77 over 5 years ago
Is this a young Donald Trump? :-D
Ka`ĆnĆhi`ula`okahĆkĆ«miomio`ehiku Premium Member over 5 years ago
Hobbes is the most greaterist!
johnec over 5 years ago
Well, Calvin maâ boy, you have been fairly and truly warned â and I recommend you clean up your act and start behaving like you will be investigated all the way back to your diapers â if you go on the straight and narrow RIGHT NOW you can claim it was all âyouthful indiscretionâ when youâre famous.
Or you can start stockpiling tuna now and save up to buy Hobbes off!
The choice is yours.
Oh â or you can start collecting âdirtâ on Hobbes, so you can counter-blackmail him when he tries to stick it to you. Of course this only works if the blackmailer isnât pure as the wind-driven snow!
Concretionist over 5 years ago
Hobbes is always looking out for el numero uno!
BluNova over 5 years ago
People can find out from Hobbes about âThe Noodle Incidentâ.
eccolibri60 over 5 years ago
Wait! Is Calvin a young Donald Trump? Full of himself and paying people to keep quiet?!
baraktorvan over 5 years ago
Ahhhh, the days before Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and other such social media sites. You wouldnât need any media then Calvin, just a device with internet access. . . . .you will then learn more than anyone wanted to know about someone, and be able to have them know more than they wanted to know about you.