Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 15, 2020

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    BE THIS GUY  over 4 years ago

    For a founder of GROSs, he sure likes spending time with this slimy girl and her cooties.

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    codycab  over 4 years ago

    And if that doesn’t work, Calvin could be a Ghostbuster.

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    Kymberleigh  over 4 years ago

    This may be the nicest Calvin has ever been to Susie.

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 4 years ago

    if the Army can’t take you, Calvin, maybe the Air Force

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    The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover  over 4 years ago

    You can get paid from playing baseball. Just ask Gerrit Cole.

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    sirbadger  over 4 years ago

    I’m beginning to think that if a boy is big and strong, he’d be better off with shot put than football.

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    SHIVA  over 4 years ago

    Panel 4 gives us an inkling of his future career path.

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    orinoco womble  over 4 years ago

    Sandlot games are okay, it’s when parents and uniforms get involved that things go downhill.

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    rentier  over 4 years ago

    I don’t like sports so much, too!

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 4 years ago

    It’s recess, for gosh sakes. How long does that last? Not long enough for such formality.

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    lucky444  over 4 years ago

    A good anarchist.

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    BigDaveGlass  over 4 years ago

    At least he’s away from Moe…

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    jpayne4040  over 4 years ago

    Not sure if anyone ever wants that Calvin, but that is a pretty good plan.

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    M2MM  over 4 years ago

    Calvin can be “worldly wise” at times. :)

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    cubswin2016  over 4 years ago

    Calvinball is much more exciting than baseball.

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    Purple People Eater  over 4 years ago

    If I’m not mistaken, baseball players also get paid, probably more than soldiers.

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    kartis  over 4 years ago

    He has a point though.

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    Troglodyte  over 4 years ago

    I like the way they discuss the ups and downs of life here!

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    cocavan11  over 4 years ago

    It’s the first time I’ve ever known Calvin to make sense. Hear, hear!

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    losflemings  over 4 years ago

    Lotta cooties there At least there keeping a social distance

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    VICTOR PROULX  over 4 years ago

    Back in the old days, when kids were kids, and they could safely operate a teeter-totter

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    swanridge  over 4 years ago

    Some of the wisest words ever written.

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    flemmingo  over 4 years ago

    At this moment with her in the air, Calvin gets off the see saw!

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    johndifool  over 4 years ago

    Private Spaceman, what is your major malfunction, numnuts?

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    The1andOnlyTigger  over 4 years ago

    Hey, Calvin has an excellent point!

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    petermerck  over 4 years ago

    He hates all the rules and organizations becuase he isn’t the one who made all the rules.

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    gantech  over 4 years ago

    Good grief, I swear I was Calvin when I was that age…

    Except for the Army part.

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    BiathlonNut  over 4 years ago

    Rules? We don’t need no steenking rules. … CALVINBALL!

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    MartinPerry1  over 4 years ago

    I’m kind of surprised no-one has mentioned marriage.

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    comixbomix  over 4 years ago

    You should see what she saw…

    And you should try saying that five times fast.

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    ekw555  over 4 years ago

    he hates rules, yet is the inventor of CalvinBall.

    and while the rules seem fluid, there are a LOT of them!

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    fireeyes  over 4 years ago

    She is a safe distance away!

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    oldlady07 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Went to a small rural school. When the weather was decent we would choose up sides once a week and play at recesses all week. We had a book of rules and a couple of older kids who made sure we played by all the rules, or most of them anyway. If problems, there was a time out while they studied the book.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Next rotation, when Calvin is again on the bottom, wait for him to jump off!

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    mistercatworks  over 4 years ago

    …and they will make you play sports in the army.

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    Sassy's Mom  over 4 years ago

    And that’s just the parents! Now, for the coaches……

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    Andrew Moore  over 4 years ago

    If you join the army you will get paid the least.

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    DanWolfie  over 4 years ago

    Yeah, I was never really into that kind of stuff as well. We didn’t have recess baseball the way Calvin’s school did, but we would sometimes play baseball in gym class, or kickball (which works the same way but with a gym ball and no bat.) For recess they usually let us just run around outside and cut loose (we didn’t really have a proper playground, so they let us just run around on the blacktop.)

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I’m with Calvin: team sports are for those who need armies behind them. I always was attracted to fencing, archery, shooting and martial arts.

    As to the Army: I did get drafted and learned to smoke pot, drink warm beer, avoid work and get shot at. REAL fun!

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    fgerbil46  over 4 years ago

    Hey! The Army did right by me! I ain’t got no complaints. (Until they put me out on a medical despite my protests. I could still move, shoot, and communicate.)

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    Rolf Rykken Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Any chance that the Calvin and Hobbes daily strips could all be colored, as all of Peanuts has been done? : )

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