A taxi driver told one of his customer while driving,“I was working at an office. Was exhausted of my boss’ constant whims. I wanted to follow my own path, make my own decisions, build my own future. So, I started driving my own taxi.” “Next right.” The customer squeaked.
BE THIS GUY over 3 years ago
Calvin alone can fix this!
codycab over 3 years ago
“You’re going to bed! Game over!”
dadthedawg Premium Member over 3 years ago
How can I be a dictator under these conditions?…..
Templo S.U.D. over 3 years ago
Your father votes alongside your mother, Calvin, leaving you outnumbered.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 3 years ago
It’s a coup d’ etat.
Shinrinder Premium Member over 3 years ago
The votes were stolen! (Says the loser fascist)
jagedlo over 3 years ago
Looks like the “dictator” got dictated to…
jmworacle over 3 years ago
Sorry Calvin you have to answer to a higher authority MOM!
STEPUP over 3 years ago
Wow, almost word for word spoken by the Orange Man
Gweedo -it's legal here- Murray over 3 years ago
It’s still daylight out and he’s gotta go to bed ?! sheeesh !
The Reader Premium Member over 3 years ago
A bloodless coup!
Say What? Premium Member over 3 years ago
Who knew that wearing a paper hat would give so much head weight?
orinoco womble over 3 years ago
As a kid I was told that “one kid one vote” didn’t weigh as much as one electoral college vote…and of course the parents ran the college!
moronbis over 3 years ago
A taxi driver told one of his customer while driving,“I was working at an office. Was exhausted of my boss’ constant whims. I wanted to follow my own path, make my own decisions, build my own future. So, I started driving my own taxi.” “Next right.” The customer squeaked.
dcandmx over 3 years ago
Force Majeure…
Baarorso over 3 years ago
And so, Calvin’s delusional fantasies of grandeur come crashing down! ;D
Jeff0811 over 3 years ago
That Nancy Pelosi is certainly a force to be reckoned with.
Guilty Bystander over 3 years ago
Dictatorship of the Mometariat.
Looneytunes65 over 3 years ago
Mom has the last word.
Painted Wolf over 3 years ago
Chris over 3 years ago
my guess is no.
djtenltd over 3 years ago
So much for the second coming of Nazism…LOL!
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Every dictator, emperor, king, satrap and potentate(yeah satrap and potentate, I’ve seen of one either) had a Mom.
'IndyMan' over 3 years ago
Very short trip from the top to the bottom, isn’t it ‘Calvin’ ???
We has seen the enemy over 3 years ago
Guess he hasn’t heard the election system is rigged
Troglodyte over 3 years ago
How the “mighty” have fallen! :D
hk Premium Member over 3 years ago
I love it, a mom that doesn’t take crap from her kids.
SweetSinger over 3 years ago
Young Donny
"It's the End of the World!!!" Premium Member over 3 years ago
Don’t worry Calvin. Your dad has to answer to your mother two, and he cannot protest against her edicts either.
I know a guy that refers to his wife as “she who must be obeyed.”
Robert4170 over 3 years ago
Always fascinates me that Calvin’s mom can carry him under one arm.
BiggerNate91 over 3 years ago
The precursor to Calvin’s role as Dictator-For-Life of the GROSS club.
Nate Wright (Mischief God) over 3 years ago
You Calvin, all actually a very small voice in the government, which is also waning away.
hagarthehorrible over 3 years ago
The dictator does not have a say when the mother is around. When the six-year-old grows to adult, he will have wife to govern by.
snoopyfan104 over 3 years ago
Either Calvin’s mom is really tall or that’s a short tree in panel 3.
Ammosexual is riding the Red Wave Premium Member over 3 years ago
Joe and Jill living the Dream. Time for bed Joe it’s 7:30. Full Lid is called.
thedogesl Premium Member over 3 years ago
Trump: the Early Years :-)
Otis Rufus Driftwood over 3 years ago
Multiply Calvin’s nonsense by 1000, and you’ve got the January 6th riot.
mfrasca over 3 years ago
“I alone can fix it!”
Red33410 over 3 years ago
Sucks, Calvin!
Mom = judge, jury, AND executioner!
Le'Roy Hawkins over 3 years ago
Biden and his handlers.