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A taxi driver told one of his customer while driving,âI was working at an office. Was exhausted of my bossâ constant whims. I wanted to follow my own path, make my own decisions, build my own future. So, I started driving my own taxi.â âNext right.â The customer squeaked.
BE THIS GUY over 3 years ago
Calvin alone can fix this!
codycab over 3 years ago
âYouâre going to bed! Game over!â
dadthedawg Premium Member over 3 years ago
How can I be a dictator under these conditions?âŠ..
Templo S.U.D. over 3 years ago
Your father votes alongside your mother, Calvin, leaving you outnumbered.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 3 years ago
Itâs a coup dâ etat.
Shinrinder Premium Member over 3 years ago
The votes were stolen! (Says the loser fascist)
jagedlo over 3 years ago
Looks like the âdictatorâ got dictated toâŠ
jmworacle over 3 years ago
Sorry Calvin you have to answer to a higher authority MOM!
STEPUP over 3 years ago
Wow, almost word for word spoken by the Orange Man
Gweedo -it's legal here- Murray over 3 years ago
Itâs still daylight out and heâs gotta go to bed ?! Â sheeesh !
The Reader Premium Member over 3 years ago
A bloodless coup!
Say What? Premium Member over 3 years ago
Who knew that wearing a paper hat would give so much head weight?
orinoco womble over 3 years ago
As a kid I was told that âone kid one voteâ didnât weigh as much as one electoral college voteâŠand of course the parents ran the college!
moronbis over 3 years ago
A taxi driver told one of his customer while driving,âI was working at an office. Was exhausted of my bossâ constant whims. I wanted to follow my own path, make my own decisions, build my own future. So, I started driving my own taxi.â âNext right.â The customer squeaked.
dcandmx over 3 years ago
Force MajeureâŠ
Baarorso over 3 years ago
And so, Calvinâs delusional fantasies of grandeur come crashing down! ;D
Jeff0811 over 3 years ago
That Nancy Pelosi is certainly a force to be reckoned with.
Guilty Bystander over 3 years ago
Dictatorship of the Mometariat.
Looneytunes65 over 3 years ago
Mom has the last word.
Painted Wolf over 3 years ago
Chris over 3 years ago
my guess is no.
djtenltd over 3 years ago
So much for the second coming of NazismâŠLOL!
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Every dictator, emperor, king, satrap and potentate(yeah satrap and potentate, Iâve seen of one either) had a Mom.
'IndyMan' over 3 years ago
Very short trip from the top to the bottom, isnât it âCalvinâ ???
We has seen the enemy over 3 years ago
Guess he hasnât heard the election system is rigged
Troglodyte over 3 years ago
How the âmightyâ have fallen! :D
hk Premium Member over 3 years ago
I love it, a mom that doesnât take crap from her kids.
SweetSinger over 3 years ago
Young Donny
"It's the End of the World!!!" Premium Member over 3 years ago
Donât worry Calvin. Your dad has to answer to your mother two, and he cannot protest against her edicts either.
I know a guy that refers to his wife as âshe who must be obeyed.â
Robert4170 over 3 years ago
Always fascinates me that Calvinâs mom can carry him under one arm.
BiggerNate91 over 3 years ago
The precursor to Calvinâs role as Dictator-For-Life of the GROSS club.
Nate Wright (Mischief God) over 3 years ago
You Calvin, all actually a very small voice in the government, which is also waning away.
hagarthehorrible over 3 years ago
The dictator does not have a say when the mother is around. When the six-year-old grows to adult, he will have wife to govern by.
snoopyfan104 over 3 years ago
Either Calvinâs mom is really tall or thatâs a short tree in panel 3.
Ammosexual Premium Member over 3 years ago
Joe and Jill living the Dream. Time for bed Joe itâs 7:30. Full Lid is called.
BeBadenov Premium Member over 3 years ago
Trump: the Early Years :-)
Otis Rufus Driftwood over 3 years ago
Multiply Calvinâs nonsense by 1000, and youâve got the January 6th riot.
mfrasca over 3 years ago
âI alone can fix it!â
Red33410 over 3 years ago
Sucks, Calvin!
Mom = judge, jury, AND executioner!
Le'Roy Hawkins over 3 years ago
Biden and his handlers.