Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for September 01, 2021

And to his room he goes.

That’s it. Answer a question with a question…..

she also wasn’t listening to what, Calvin?

Take them away, new sheriff.

That’s quite a face in the third panel!

Wrong answer, Cowboy Calvin…now off to the hoosegow!

Looks like mom is gonna defund the sheriff!

Another classic…

Thought my brain had popped, couldn’t read anything. Then realized I had clicked on Española version.

“Selective listening” is a feature that comes standard on us males. Haven’t you figured that out by now? ;D

Karen “Do you know who I am?”… “Sorry ma’am, you’ll have to ask your mother/doctor that one”…

Ah, the old cowboys and tigers game.

“Beats me” may not be the best words to use at this time.

Add a few years and you have Jeremy Duncan.

I heard you. I just wasn’t listening to you. Talk more interesting next time.

Dead, Calvin. You are just so dead…

Calvin’s attention span can be measured in oooh hey look a butterfly.

Calvin is tossed into his room…

[SLAM!]

Calvin: “What did I just say?”

Blame Hobbs – he started it!

Military School in the middle of some far away mid-western town. Maybe Dodge City.

Mom has the same face as Dad from three days ago.

Were Calvin a REAL 6 year old, he would have been spanked to within an inch of his life, and NO child abuse charge would EVER BE FILED! ;)

…and the police report reads “accidental slip and fall fatality.”

To not hear is to not obey……

The Mom looks absolutely DEMONIC in the third panel!

Time to gather your stuffed buddy and dash to bedroom, fella.

Who’s got the funnier face? Mom in today’s strip, or Dad in Sunday’s strip?

Is his mum braking the 4th wall there and looking at us, the reader, in the last panel?

OK, Calvin…I will “beats” you in the rear end

" And, the courageous ‘Spaceman Spiff,’ is captured by an intergalactic spy, and thrown into their solitary confinement unit, awaiting questioning by the head alien."

Duct tape him to the toilet… no accidents that way.

“I wish I had listened to my Mom’s advice when I was younger.”

“Why, what did she say?”

“I don’t know. I wasn’t listening.”