Close to Home by John McPherson for March 11, 2020

Oh no! Topless wimim in the comics…….Bleeb sure seems interested. Imagine that!!! Is he trying to wave Eve over!?!?!! Sly dawg ;-)

“Until the scar heals.”

“Quit acting like you’re the only woman in the world”.

Eve shouldn’t have a belly button.

Baby, you ate me out of house and home… so to speak.

It’s been 6000 years…it still hasn’t healed.

A rib, not bad

I remember an ad for a high-end barbeque restaurant – Adam’s Ribs.

Oh, couple thousand years, at least…

You know, I sort of forgot about that. I mean when you think about it, human cloning was sort of a thing from the beginning.

Mythology lives on!

there was a guy who is on my my bike club bulletin board who for 3 years started every post with “I’m recovering from being hit by a deer” and nobody really knew who he was

“I’ve got you under my skin.” – Cole Porter, US composer

Adam should have that bandage off by now. A little attention?

so why can’t she have some leaves or something to cover her top up? She managed to cover the rest of her privates.

I cam remember being taught in church that men had one less rib than women and that proved Genesis to be true. I was young enough at the time to actually believe it.

Listen, wives & girlfriends have a tendency to nag the man to death for 20, 30, or more years about stuff they did forever ago and apologized for and forgotten about.

Suck it up buttercup and deal with it. You’ll be nagging him about not picking up his underwear or some other inane crap from 15 years ago during an argument next week.

Sorry, little bitter and sleep-deprived this morning.

FOR-EV-ER!

That nasty little Bleeb checkin’ out the foliage.

“Now let’s talk about you goin’ out every night carousing with your animal friends.”

Leave me alone.

Where did he get the tape and bandage? He might be able to rig some decent clothes.

since they are already using leaves, I guess it took less than 8 months to take a bite out of the apple.

I’m not sure of the significance, but I am impressed by the size of the thumbs on that guy.

I don’t know. Just get me some fruit to eat and we’ll talk about it.

Surely she is giving something in return.

Way old joke:

God to Adam: I am going to make you a perfect companion, who will do everything for you, without arguing or complaining, and etc etc etc

Adam to God: And how much is this going to cost me?

God to Adam: An arm and a leg.

Adam to God: What can I get for just a rib?

God created the world in six days. Apparently He needed a lot more time to create a workable healthcare system.