Close to Home by John McPherson for December 15, 2020

A more important breakthrough than sliced bread.

And the many cat owners / cat lovers, they salute you.

You’ve done a service to humanity /puddy cats that even Bleeb recognizes as celebratory. Long Live dry paws!

And Bleeb helped.

Another miracle of modern science.

I have one cat out of three whose pee doesn’t clump so well. Searching online shows that I’m not alone in this.

Eureka indeed.

Nothing new here. NASA developed the same thing for astronauts and it’s available at Amazon. Look for EZ PZ.

Great. Now how about a pill that trains dogs to use the toilet instead of drinking from it

Ah. For simpler times.

Of course you are paying through the nose for that invention, if you have cats.

As I have explained to my wife, clumping cat litter is only a good thing if you scoop it every day. Otherwise, the poor cat has got nothing to work with but a bunch of clumped up balls of their own filth. If you’re not gonna scoop, just stick to the regular stuff.

That cage doesn’t seem to have a bottom.

Or invest in a Litter Robot. Expensive yet worth every penny.

This is less funny and more historical. I would have cheered! I remember pre-clump litter boxes.

Now if you can just get the cat to use the box instead of your bunny slippers.

Phhhbpt!. Wake me when you invent a way to get the cat to always pee in the litter box.

Yankee ingenuity flourishes.

But it still stinks

What they’re doing when they’re not finding cures for cancer & diabetes.

Bᴀʟʟ O’ Wʜɪᴢ® Cᴀᴛ Lɪᴛᴛᴇʀ

Mᴀɴᴜғᴀᴄᴛᴜʀᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴅ sᴏʟᴅ ʙʏ ᴛʜᴇ ɢʀᴏᴜᴘ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʙʀᴏᴜɢʜᴛ you THE CAT LAUNCHER®

I thought it was the Orbitz gum factory…

Did the employees pee on it when testing? That poor cat wouldn’t have had that much pee to go around. I keep the clay kitty litter to put out on icy days.

Yaaay … Except when cleaning out the box if you don’t time it just right, it declumps. Grrr.