Close to Home by John McPherson for December 20, 2020

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    allen@home  almost 4 years ago

    I would like to see just how the guys wrap that lamp. I think Bleeb is going spend Christmas with that lady.

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    stillfickled Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Or he just wants a ride to the next store.

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    Leojim  almost 4 years ago
    I can indeed vouch for the crappy gift wrapping. My gift wrapping invokes the words oy vey.
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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Is one of those guys using crime scene tape?

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    Andrew Sleeth  almost 4 years ago

    My notion of Hell would be year-round employment in the Gift Wrapping department. This is why gift bags were invented, thank heaven.

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    HarryLime Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    In my house, I am the deluxe gift wrapper.

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    jbduncan  almost 4 years ago

    But, where are the newspapers and brown grocery bags? That’s what I use!

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    boydjb47  almost 4 years ago

    My older sister is an artist and was a very creative gift wrapper when I was growing up. She taught me to wrap nicely. A good skill for a guy to have these 60+ years.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Genius! Now if I could just see them outside the Ace Hardware or the 7-11 that would be perfect.

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    Alverant  almost 4 years ago

    “Crappy” wrapped gifts are better because they’re easier to open and you don’t have to worry about being careful to “save the paper”.

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    DawnQuinn1  almost 4 years ago

    I do not care how badly he wrapped the present. The fact that he actually DID wrap it means much more.

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    I was FRAMED!!!!!!  almost 4 years ago

    It is not that hard to gift wrap. I don’t think I have eve had any problems.

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    Dobie  Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    “BLEEB! Get in here right now!”

    “ꌩꏂꌚ ꌚꀤꋪ“

    “I know where you’ve been and I know you were stirring up trouble. I saw the story on the six o’clock news about an “alien bug” running amuck in Ziffler’s Department Store… riding in people’s shopping bags, tearing open gifts… and just general grabassery!”

    “You absolutely scared that poor woman half to death! Then you go and steal the lingerie right out of her bag! Just what do you have to say for yourself?!”

    “ꀤ ꎇꏂꏂ꒒ ᖘꋪꏂ꓄꓄ꌩ?”

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    Pickled Pete  almost 4 years ago

    Fascinating! An idea that could be a BIG money-maker.

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    cuzinron47  almost 4 years ago

    Guess who getting the business.

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    MCProfessor  almost 4 years ago

    Hey! I’m a Dad and I do a great job wrapping if I say so myself.

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    bobpeters61  almost 4 years ago

    Now there’s a marketable idea.

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    The Tooninator creator almost 4 years ago

    Sadly, no one will believe you, professor.

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    spaced man spliff  almost 4 years ago

    From Mrs. Claus: "Nu, first of the year you go on a diet !!

    Happy (all 6) Holidays, Spacehoppers!!

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  almost 4 years ago

    My kids used to have a contest to pick out the gifts that I wrapped, it wasn’t much of a contest.

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    Lightpainter  almost 4 years ago

    My wrap jobs are obvious…in a bad way.

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    dmagoon202ii  almost 4 years ago

    Clayton Newman might like that service.

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    kodipepper  almost 4 years ago

    I remember shopping with my mom when the stores offered free gift wrapping. We’d leave our gifts there and go back in a little bit to pick them up.

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    WDD  almost 4 years ago

    Why do all the males have their teeth hanging out?

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