My older sister is an artist and was a very creative gift wrapper when I was growing up. She taught me to wrap nicely. A good skill for a guy to have these 60+ years.
“I know where you’ve been and I know you were stirring up trouble. I saw the story on the six o’clock news about an “alien bug” running amuck in Ziffler’s Department Store… riding in people’s shopping bags, tearing open gifts… and just general grabassery!”
“You absolutely scared that poor woman half to death! Then you go and steal the lingerie right out of her bag! Just what do you have to say for yourself?!”
allen@home almost 4 years ago
I would like to see just how the guys wrap that lamp. I think Bleeb is going spend Christmas with that lady.
stillfickled Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Or he just wants a ride to the next store.
Leojim almost 4 years ago
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Is one of those guys using crime scene tape?
Andrew Sleeth almost 4 years ago
My notion of Hell would be year-round employment in the Gift Wrapping department. This is why gift bags were invented, thank heaven.
HarryLime Premium Member almost 4 years ago
In my house, I am the deluxe gift wrapper.
jbduncan almost 4 years ago
But, where are the newspapers and brown grocery bags? That’s what I use!
boydjb47 almost 4 years ago
My older sister is an artist and was a very creative gift wrapper when I was growing up. She taught me to wrap nicely. A good skill for a guy to have these 60+ years.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Genius! Now if I could just see them outside the Ace Hardware or the 7-11 that would be perfect.
Alverant almost 4 years ago
“Crappy” wrapped gifts are better because they’re easier to open and you don’t have to worry about being careful to “save the paper”.
DawnQuinn1 almost 4 years ago
I do not care how badly he wrapped the present. The fact that he actually DID wrap it means much more.
I was FRAMED!!!!!! almost 4 years ago
It is not that hard to gift wrap. I don’t think I have eve had any problems.
Dobie Premium Member almost 4 years ago
“BLEEB! Get in here right now!”
“ꌩꏂꌚ ꌚꀤꋪ“
“I know where you’ve been and I know you were stirring up trouble. I saw the story on the six o’clock news about an “alien bug” running amuck in Ziffler’s Department Store… riding in people’s shopping bags, tearing open gifts… and just general grabassery!”
“You absolutely scared that poor woman half to death! Then you go and steal the lingerie right out of her bag! Just what do you have to say for yourself?!”
“ꀤ ꎇꏂꏂ꒒ ᖘꋪꏂ꓄꓄ꌩ?”
Pickled Pete almost 4 years ago
Fascinating! An idea that could be a BIG money-maker.
cuzinron47 almost 4 years ago
Guess who getting the business.
MCProfessor almost 4 years ago
Hey! I’m a Dad and I do a great job wrapping if I say so myself.
bobpeters61 almost 4 years ago
Now there’s a marketable idea.
The Tooninator creator almost 4 years ago
Sadly, no one will believe you, professor.
spaced man spliff almost 4 years ago
From Mrs. Claus: "Nu, first of the year you go on a diet !!
Happy (all 6) Holidays, Spacehoppers!!
Sailor46 USN 65-95 almost 4 years ago
My kids used to have a contest to pick out the gifts that I wrapped, it wasn’t much of a contest.
Lightpainter almost 4 years ago
My wrap jobs are obvious…in a bad way.
dmagoon202ii almost 4 years ago
Clayton Newman might like that service.
kodipepper almost 4 years ago
I remember shopping with my mom when the stores offered free gift wrapping. We’d leave our gifts there and go back in a little bit to pick them up.
WDD almost 4 years ago
Why do all the males have their teeth hanging out?