Close to Home by John McPherson for January 04, 2021

Wow Bleeb has been here a long time. All the way back to Ancient Egypt.

I bet is is a pyramid scheme…

It’s malware from a Nigerian prince.

I like the sarcophagus tie.

The Curse of the Pharoah

and those bastards are STILL in business……

Looks like a little E.D. in their support column…

The extended warranty calls keep saying “this is your last chance”. I am hoping they will someday keep their promise.

How much for pharaoh’s necktie?

Yeah, but is battle damage covered?

D O N T F O R G E T T O D R I N K Y O U R O V A L T E A N

Better get a warranty on that support column.

So, they finally dug up Tootin Car Man. Sales man of the year for selling the Pharaoh 3 pyramids.

I double checked and it says Watch for Unsupported C (ahhhhhhhhhh)

You know, when I think of “scientists” digging up Egyptian mummies and tombs, I still don’t think it’s right. How would you feel about someone digging up your mom and dad 1,000 years from now?

Clever placement of Bleeb, John.

Never let it be said that Ol’ Dobie doesn’t share… but I saw a new and fairly easy looking recipe, with only a few steps, that y’all might be interested in for the New Year:

1. Cᴀʀʀʏ ᴀɴᴠɪʟ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏɴᴛᴏ ᴛɪɢʜᴛ ᴡɪʀᴇ.

2. Dʀᴏᴘ ᴀɴᴠɪʟ ᴏɴ ʀoad-runner.

3. WHAM! Hᴀ-Hᴀ!

4. Rᴏᴀᴅ-ʀᴜɴɴᴇʀ Bᴜʀɢᴇʀ!

Okay, I should probably mention that I saw this in a cartoon, and that a coyote didn’t fair very well… so Step 1 might be a little “iffy”…

BLEEB!… get down from there! You can’t poke fun at their ancient symbols! You’ll bring on some kind of ancient Egyptian curse!

ꀤ ꌚꍏꌩ ꌃꋪꀤꈤꁅ ꀤ꓄ ꂦꈤ!

꓄ꀍꏂꌩ ꁅꂦ꓄ ꈤꂦ꓄ꀍꀤꈤꁅ ꓄ꀍꍏ꓄’꒒꒒

ꌃꏂꍏ꓄ 2020!

Pharaoh wears ancient tie?

Gee, my 5 year old son draws like that!

That wall hieroglyphic was written by “Rosetta Stone”.

I would have thought it would be eztended warraty on the building!

They were obviously neophytes back then. The writing needs to begin as if it assumes you have a warranty and it is about to expire.

So Bleeb used to be a chariot warranty salesman, who knew.

Wouldn’t surprise me a bit!

Mummy wearing a neck tie! Wonder if he got it for Pharaoh’s day?

That last character is “pyramid”. Factory warranty on pyramids is only a couple of thousand years.

Don’t do it. They’ll be calling you for eternity , each time telling you it’s their last call. But it never is.

Oh you won’t get a lemon———from Toyota of Giza !

What if it says, “That column is breaking and the roof is going to fall on your head”.