I think those nails would be extremely uncomfortable. Any movement would put pressure on your cuticles, which would feel somewhere between weird to uncomfortable to painful.
I know science should have no part of humor but a toenail only grows about 1" +/- (20 mm) per year. This guy had to have started growing his when he was a child.
I was at the store this morning and I noticed a lot of men don’t feel safe going to the barber yet……and haven’t for some time. They could at least comb that mess, though.
allen@home over 3 years ago
Don’t blame Bleeb one bit for not wanting to be around. That’s just nasty.
Leojim over 3 years ago
Disturbing.
AllishaDawn over 3 years ago
He’s been growing his nails out a lot longer than 10 months. I think I have only trimmed mine maybe three times. My hair isn’t even that long!
Strob Premium Member over 3 years ago
Reminiscent of many “Ripley’s Believe It or Not” entries.
epaphus8 over 3 years ago
I’m betting Shoe City doesn’t have many styles that accommodate him.
admiree2 over 3 years ago
Sure… but when you want your back scratched who is it that you ask?
pathamil over 3 years ago
Looks like he’s reduced to using a bedpan…
H.L. Mencken over 3 years ago
That must have been tough to draw.
JudyHendrickson over 3 years ago
Very disturbing!!! Never knew toenails could get soo long!!!
PammWhittaker over 3 years ago
Yuck!
wirepunchr over 3 years ago
Nailed it!
geese28 over 3 years ago
Going for Guinness world record eh, Ed?
Jeffin Premium Member over 3 years ago
It’s been no shave November for almost a year now.
jbduncan over 3 years ago
What’s next, underarm hair?
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago
I wonder if Ripley’s has a category for this. …Actually, no I don’t.
jth over 3 years ago
Does anyone recognize the book he is reading?
Dobie Premium Member over 3 years ago
(BLEEEEB?!)
(Shhhhhh… Wʜᴀᴛ!)
(Where-are-you? Why-aren’t-you-in-the-strip?)
(Shhhhhh…ʙᴇ ǫᴜɪᴇᴛ… ɪ’ᴍ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ʙᴀᴛʜʀᴏᴏᴍ ᴍᴇᴅɪᴄɪɴᴇ ᴄᴀʙɪɴᴇᴛ!)
(BLEEB! Get-outa-there-this-instant!)
(… Sʜʜʜʜʜ, ʙᴇ ǫᴜɪᴇᴛ! ʏᴏᴜ sᴏᴜɴᴅ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʜᴏᴍᴇʀ sɪᴍᴘsᴏɴ ᴛʀʏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴡʜɪsᴘᴇʀ! ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ʜɪs ᴛᴏᴇɴᴀɪʟs ᴀʀᴇ ᴡᴇɪʀᴅ, ʏᴏᴜ sʜᴏᴜʟᴅ sᴇᴇ ᴡʜᴀᴛs ɪɴ ʜᴇʀᴇ!)
chromosome Premium Member over 3 years ago
https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/72475-longest-toenails
Nate England over 3 years ago
Those toes would make Cardi B jealous.
Bob Blumenfeld over 3 years ago
Shades of Howard Hughes!
dv1093 over 3 years ago
ew
Rfrysinger over 3 years ago
I want to see his shoes
mwksix over 3 years ago
My pledge during Covid is to just try and stay married…
codedaddy over 3 years ago
Might be Bleeb behind Ed’s left shoulder, disguised as a flower. Note Bleeb has no petals, and is waving. Needs color though.
brick10 over 3 years ago
GGAAAKKKK!
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
Shredder?
Lightpainter over 3 years ago
I think those nails would be extremely uncomfortable. Any movement would put pressure on your cuticles, which would feel somewhere between weird to uncomfortable to painful.
Buckeye67 over 3 years ago
Just think how long he has been wearing those pajama bottoms. Now that’s really gross.
spaced man spliff over 3 years ago
Chocolate toenails don’t grow on trees
Nor are they found on dungarees
Nor can they be found on your nose
Chocolate toenails grow on your toes
spaced man spliff over 3 years ago
I hate to see the reaction if he goes in for a pedicure.
sobrown51 over 3 years ago
I know science should have no part of humor but a toenail only grows about 1" +/- (20 mm) per year. This guy had to have started growing his when he was a child.
Perkycat over 3 years ago
I was at the store this morning and I noticed a lot of men don’t feel safe going to the barber yet……and haven’t for some time. They could at least comb that mess, though.
cbs1947 over 3 years ago
Where’s Bleeb?!
catshill over 3 years ago
Reminds me of Howard Hughes.
mandy052878 over 3 years ago
Is Bleeb still recovering from celebrating the New Year? Don’t see him.
ronaldspence over 3 years ago
Howard Hughes toenails