Close to Home by John McPherson for January 05, 2021

Don’t blame Bleeb one bit for not wanting to be around. That’s just nasty.

Disturbing.

He’s been growing his nails out a lot longer than 10 months. I think I have only trimmed mine maybe three times. My hair isn’t even that long!

Reminiscent of many “Ripley’s Believe It or Not” entries.

I’m betting Shoe City doesn’t have many styles that accommodate him.

Sure… but when you want your back scratched who is it that you ask?

Looks like he’s reduced to using a bedpan…

That must have been tough to draw.

Very disturbing!!! Never knew toenails could get soo long!!!

Yuck!

Nailed it!

Going for Guinness world record eh, Ed?

It’s been no shave November for almost a year now.

What’s next, underarm hair?

I wonder if Ripley’s has a category for this. …Actually, no I don’t.

Does anyone recognize the book he is reading?

(BLEEEEB?!)

(Shhhhhh… Wʜᴀᴛ!)

(Where-are-you? Why-aren’t-you-in-the-strip?)

(Shhhhhh…ʙᴇ ǫᴜɪᴇᴛ… ɪ’ᴍ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ʙᴀᴛʜʀᴏᴏᴍ ᴍᴇᴅɪᴄɪɴᴇ ᴄᴀʙɪɴᴇᴛ!)

(BLEEB! Get-outa-there-this-instant!)

(… Sʜʜʜʜʜ, ʙᴇ ǫᴜɪᴇᴛ! ʏᴏᴜ sᴏᴜɴᴅ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʜᴏᴍᴇʀ sɪᴍᴘsᴏɴ ᴛʀʏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴡʜɪsᴘᴇʀ! ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ʜɪs ᴛᴏᴇɴᴀɪʟs ᴀʀᴇ ᴡᴇɪʀᴅ, ʏᴏᴜ sʜᴏᴜʟᴅ sᴇᴇ ᴡʜᴀᴛs ɪɴ ʜᴇʀᴇ!)

https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/72475-longest-toenails

Those toes would make Cardi B jealous.

Shades of Howard Hughes!

ew

I want to see his shoes

My pledge during Covid is to just try and stay married…

Might be Bleeb behind Ed’s left shoulder, disguised as a flower. Note Bleeb has no petals, and is waving. Needs color though.

GGAAAKKKK!

Shredder?

I think those nails would be extremely uncomfortable. Any movement would put pressure on your cuticles, which would feel somewhere between weird to uncomfortable to painful.

Just think how long he has been wearing those pajama bottoms. Now that’s really gross.

Chocolate toenails don’t grow on trees

Nor are they found on dungarees

Nor can they be found on your nose

Chocolate toenails grow on your toes

I hate to see the reaction if he goes in for a pedicure.

I know science should have no part of humor but a toenail only grows about 1" +/- (20 mm) per year. This guy had to have started growing his when he was a child.

I was at the store this morning and I noticed a lot of men don’t feel safe going to the barber yet……and haven’t for some time. They could at least comb that mess, though.

Where’s Bleeb?!

Reminds me of Howard Hughes.

Is Bleeb still recovering from celebrating the New Year? Don’t see him.

Howard Hughes toenails