Close to Home by John McPherson for April 05, 2021

I cry foul, they were obviously not under his pillow.

But hey, he must know Bleeb, since he has a picture of him on his wall. Interesting!

“Just put the $2500 under the pillow.”

Ewwwwww!!!!

Worst tooth fairy ever!

Bleeb surrenders!

Bleeb is moitionig HOLD IT, BACK OFF

I would have thought that the TF would be quite a bit smaller.

In fact, she’s so far behind she’s pulled her own teeth.

Why are you “taking them out” on me?

“That still only counts as one!”

The original version of the story is way creepy.

I practice skeet shooting. I wonder what tooth fairy tastes like. …chicken?

Great now you’ll have a nice fat check….to get another pair of dentures

Let’s talk!

Leave my bridges alone!

I’d like to get another set. I would then modify my present set for Halloween. Great actor Walter Brennan, needed dentures at an early age and had several sets with teeth missing. This way he looked “right” for whatever role he was playing.

The tooth fairy is just after that gold tooth she not behind at all, if you hurry you can catch her at Cash For Gold. Get her before she hits the track.

That bites.

“Alright Miss Tooth Fairy, you can have ‘em… but only if you accept my challenge!”

“… okay, what is it?”

“You gotta drink that water!”

So -here’s a twenty; not that it’ll make much of a dent in the cost of replacements.

I call foul, no tooth fairy is allowed to take dentures. It is in the Tooth Fairy Code Of Conduct, page 24.

I thought the tooth fairy only paid for teeth left under the pillow.

Looks like Bleeb is tellin’ a fish tale.