Close to Home by John McPherson for September 26, 2021

Surf’s up Bleeb! Dalcon is having fun, where are you? And I’m sure someone will point it out and I will be embarrassed…… Oh wait there he is teeny tiny in the waves. Hi little guy, don’t get a sunburn.

What til he shows you his “Sob” or asks for a Hummer!

Aren’t they Swiss?

Don’t worry about naval intelligence.

……she only heard what she wanted to hear….

Surfin’ Bleeb!

Sunami?

There’s a guy that won’t likely try to show you his lint collection.

If he has it outie, he’s gonna be arrested.

She should’ve asked again to confirm….or get hearing aids

FYI, you can buy an Austrian motorcycle. If the Swiss made cars or motorcycles, people would snap them up thinking they’re as reliable as a Swiss watch. Oddly, German and Austrian motorcycles are expensive and unreliable.

Hold still… lemme get the scissors.

I WISH that I was at the beach right now. Those white caps are calling ne!

Das ist gut, nein?

From my perspective it looks like they are all about to get flooded.

That sounds like a you problem

That’s a fairly large wave considering it’s position next to the beach. Wish there would’ve been on more panel…

This is a dumb blonde joke, right?

I see an appendage on the blonde, that is not ladylike. Not that there’s…with that.

Good thing the colourist was on the ball today, otherwise this strip would’ve had a whole different meaning. X-D

Cowabunga Bleeb!!!!!!!!!!!! I hope the sharks get Dalcon!!!!!!!!!! :)

If he were a machine, he would be an Outie-bot.Roll out!

And when you said you “have a figure” I thought you were naming your price…

looks like Bleeb just caught a wave. Party on dude

Check with the Navel Academy.

I cringe at the thought that men could start piercing their navels.