Close to Home by John McPherson for April 20, 2022

That bad?

while celiac disease is no laughing matter, this is still funny!

Dining is free for gluttons?

I’m on my way!

I’m still waiting for gluon free dining.

…and guilt free for those wanting to expand their waistline

Ed’s got it right. Have you ever watched “some” of the folks that go to a Buffet?

A day without Bleeb is like a day without sunshine.

They gotta speeecy spicy meata balls and cannolis….

Sort of like 40 some years ago when my office building decided to hire painters to paint the floor numbers in the stair well. First, Second, Third, Forth. We on the fourth floor all got a good laugh over that.

Glutton Free. Well damn. I can eat as much as the next greedy fool if it’s free.

Bleeb – - Bleeb – Anyone see Bleeb? Maybe he’s inside eating.

Reminds me of the Kansas City Chefs commercial

HA! He misspelled MUTTON! What a dork!

Wait, what? It’s not mutton?

I’ve just been told that I didn’t get the joke, and that I have to tell everyone that he was going for the word Gluten, and that I should apologize and get off the computer…

They use toy plates that come with tea sets…

With the hyphen, I took it to mean the restaurant didn’t allow gluttons. Perhaps it’s an all-you-can-eat type.

Still works, the portions are really small.

A local dining establishment had their name painted on the outside wall clearly visible from the road. “Big Joe’s Dinner” it read.

Even after the extra “N” was painted over and the spelling corrected you could tell that the mistake had been made for years afterward.

With a name like Berlucci’s you’ve just eliminated half your clientelle.

LOL, I red write hover hat signal bee fore ceiling he cap shun end re-reading it. THEN I saw it…