Close to Home by John McPherson for July 08, 2022

Dumbo after his nose job.

that guy doesn’t need a telephone, he should just open the window’

Probably for the best that he isn’t up to his keister.

Good ol’ Darrin Stephens, from Bewitched, tell lies again…Only this time it’s true.

Not much paperwork then!

There’s a wax joke in here someplace, but I just had breakfast, and the thought makes me a little woozy.

Hmm how much paperwork can fit in those ears…..

Can you hear me N. O. W. ????

I was thinking something along the lines of “I’m all ears”

oh, Mr. Dumbo had a nose job done

Hate to see the size of that Qtip!

time to shrink those ears of yours.

… literally!

Did you hear that?…

… a paramecium sneezed!!

Ferengi?

I thought those were giant millipedes.

I bet he’s a hit at the Star Trek conventions, provided he doesn’t ask people for oomax.

Looks like keloids, Dr. Pimple Popper can help.

The guy probably makes his own candles…

Whole new meaning of the phrase, “I’m all ears.”

For many people, the ears and nose keeps growing as they get older. How old is this guy?…

Okay, I know it’s sad but I gotta say it. He’s all ears.

shudder

That’s right Dumbo!!!

He really needs to do something about all that gross ear hair.

Bleeb looks a bit different today.

The ugliest and most disgusting ears I have ever seen. Well done Mr. McPherson