Close to Home by John McPherson for August 09, 2022

Next time try “Rock, Paper, Scissors”

Skin in the game

does the soldier in the foreground have nipples on his shoulderblades?

Shirt or No shirt, good ol’ Bleeb’s ready for battle.

Bleeb with the tiny spear and helmet! So cute! XD

I always hated being on the skins side for dodge ball in school P.E., it always stung more when you were hit.

War games?

“Tiiiiime!… Time out!

… I got a splinter!”

If they were Scotts, they would probably be the blue team. I wonder where the olde time Scotts got all the blue dye. …smurf blood?

Time for Monty Python. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSo0duY7-9s

I still rather have my skin thank you very much

The unicorn tribe?

No boiling fluids.

No shirt, no shoes, no combat.

This is why we need women in the military.

Good gorram grief. Now Dalcon’s got a spear, too…

Don’t worry about sunburn, they’re gonna grease you down.

Bleeb, how’d you get roped into this?

The joke is going to be on the castle’s defenders; they’ll be blinded from the glare of the sun off of the attackers’ pasty, white bodies.

Bleeb looks good without a shirt. :)

They should be wearing pinnies now. Shirts and skins is old school.

Now is the time to bring out the boiling oil.

I call boiling oil.