Close to Home by John McPherson for September 21, 2022

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    allen@home  about 2 years ago

    Make a ruling Judge. Order pepperoni tell them they can eat it or leave it.

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    ronaldspence  about 2 years ago

    decisions, decisions

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    Copy-&-Paste  about 2 years ago

    Unanimous Decision: “NO ANCHOVIES!!”

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    Copy-&-Paste  about 2 years ago

    The judge is hungry “Order in the Court!…Order in the Court!”

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    jkime  about 2 years ago

    Lucky. When I served on jury duty we had to provide our own lunches.

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    geese28  about 2 years ago

    Half regular half pepperoni. Case dismissed

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    CrimsonOne18  about 2 years ago

    Her “bench” looks like a witness box. :)

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    HOTLOTUS1  about 2 years ago

    well, she is witnessing a crime against pizza

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    Prey  about 2 years ago

    100:1 someone wants the Hawaiian!

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    Zebrastripes  about 2 years ago

    Strike that…..

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    Aficionado  about 2 years ago

    Bleeb is stealthily moving into the under robes viewing position.

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    Dobie  Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Pepperoni pepperoni pepperoni pepperoni pepperoni pepperoni pepperoni pepperoni pepperoni pepperoni pepperoni Subway

    D’OOOOOOHHH!!

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    Bob Blumenfeld  about 2 years ago

    And the Ents have just finished saying, “Good morning,” but it’s evening.

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    the lost wizard  about 2 years ago

    How about some nice cold beer to wash it down? :)

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    mwksix  about 2 years ago

    “Sidebar your honor: I ain’t eatin’ that pineapple crap!”

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    The Orange Mailman  about 2 years ago

    Some guy is insisting he eats kosher.

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    cuzinron47  about 2 years ago

    Judge: “we’re holding your pizza hostage until you decide on the case”.

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    Buckeye67  about 2 years ago

    Bleeb is getting a chance to learn about are legal system.

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    Impkins  Premium Member about 2 years ago

    “Death By Pizza.” What do you mean, it’s just a parking infraction?? Hiya Bleeb!!!!!! :)

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    spaced man spliff  about 2 years ago

    We don’ need no steenkin’ pizza.

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    norphos  about 2 years ago

    “Order in the Court” “I’ll have a cheeseburger!” How do you plead?" “I get on my knees and whine!”

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