Close to Home by John McPherson for September 21, 2022

Make a ruling Judge. Order pepperoni tell them they can eat it or leave it.

decisions, decisions

Unanimous Decision: “NO ANCHOVIES!!”

The judge is hungry “Order in the Court!…Order in the Court!”

Lucky. When I served on jury duty we had to provide our own lunches.

Half regular half pepperoni. Case dismissed

Her “bench” looks like a witness box. :)

well, she is witnessing a crime against pizza

100:1 someone wants the Hawaiian!

Strike that…..

Bleeb is stealthily moving into the under robes viewing position.

Pepperoni pepperoni pepperoni pepperoni pepperoni pepperoni pepperoni pepperoni pepperoni pepperoni pepperoni Subway

D’OOOOOOHHH!!

And the Ents have just finished saying, “Good morning,” but it’s evening.

How about some nice cold beer to wash it down? :)

“Sidebar your honor: I ain’t eatin’ that pineapple crap!”

Some guy is insisting he eats kosher.

Judge: “we’re holding your pizza hostage until you decide on the case”.

Bleeb is getting a chance to learn about are legal system.

“Death By Pizza.” What do you mean, it’s just a parking infraction?? Hiya Bleeb!!!!!! :)

We don’ need no steenkin’ pizza.

“Order in the Court” “I’ll have a cheeseburger!” How do you plead?" “I get on my knees and whine!”