Close to Home by John McPherson for November 02, 2022

Wow…that is food for thought

God the angry software developer

Some religious nuts are trying to that for you, God.

Don’t laugh, this will actually happen! But not after everything is said and done at the end of time, of course.

If you’d just wait a little bit longer, they’ll delete themselves.

Do it do it

A system reboot may be necessary!!!

But then Windows crashed first

He tried using Apple but that didn’t work. So now he’s using Windows method “Ctrl-alt-del”

Escape-Alt-Tab-Function-F6… there, I fixed it!

Bleeb looks shocked, but I could have told him that it would be a big mistake looking up that dress . . . uh, robe.

Then the computer asks to confirm deleting. Then we end up in a recycle bin. Nice that there is an ability to be restored and not have the ways of this word drag us down.

Climate change.

The best thing about being one of the people on earth today is that we are the spawn of the survivors of all the tragedy and near extinction events in history. We’re what’s left. Let’s see where this takes us.

“undo”…

Thats…. fair

Actually biblically speaking it’ll be more of a….”reboot” in the end times

Can’t say as I’d blame Him.

Oh, crap!!!!!!!!!!! Did I just send that “reply all”???????? :)

Bleeb looks on in shock and dismay. (The big guy goes commando.)

Yup. All the “save the planet” stuff is missing the mark. The planet doesn’t need saving. It will roll along without humans much as it did without dinosaurs. We’re doing our own “great reset.”

Kinda like throwing the baby out with the bath water. Deleting the whole planet just because of a human infestation.

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Kinda thought that God would have wireless. :)

Most ominous!

One of my most favorite Gary Larson/Far Side cartoons was much like this. God sitting at a computer, a picture of a man walking under a piano being hoisted to an upper level apartment, God’s finger is poised over a command key that reads SMITE.

[sings] Shout hallelujah! Come on, get happy! Get ready for the Judgment Day!

Yep but he’s talking mainly about religious and political radical idiots and anti social media user keyboard cowards