Close to Home by John McPherson for November 16, 2022

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    ronaldspence  almost 2 years ago

    maybe he will advise you to get a job?

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    allen@home  almost 2 years ago

    Bleeb is being a little naughty again.

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    David_the_CAD  almost 2 years ago

    Sure thing sir, just sit down over there and wait for a few minutes. Just pay no attention to the sirens that you hear approaching.

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    ekke  almost 2 years ago

    Isn’t the threshold where financial advisors will begin to even see you around $500k?

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    stillfickled Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Sweat

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    TStyle78  almost 2 years ago

    It looks like she had her thumb blown off.

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    Zykoic  almost 2 years ago

    They will just sell you a useless mutual fund.

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    Detroit Dan  almost 2 years ago

    Sounds like my ex wife…

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    Dobie  Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    “… and do you think he can help me reach my financial goals sooner by providing me with a sound strategy whereby I can create more wealth, reduce my costs, and/or eliminate my debts?… ‘cause I wanna make the best use of this hunnerd grand!”

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    Doug K  almost 2 years ago

    He probably wants to make sure that he invests wisely this time so he doesn’t have to do this again.

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    brick10  almost 2 years ago

    That poor teller has worked her fingers to the bone. Fortunately her thumb looks strong enough for texting.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    He’s off today but I can help you with your loot!

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    Aficionado  almost 2 years ago

    Great job, Bleeb. Some days are better than others, and today’s positioning is ideal for observational purposes!

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  almost 2 years ago

    Sound financial advice: give the money back.

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    rbullfogg  almost 2 years ago

    Yeah! Bleep is back!

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    davanden  almost 2 years ago

    “I give him all my money, and he buys nice things for his family.”

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    Daltongang Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    If he had done this when he was younger, and just committing petty shoplifting he wouldn’t be doing this now.

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    mwksix  almost 2 years ago

    The advisor will probably tell him to deposit the $100,000 in the bank…

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    geese28  almost 2 years ago

    You know he’ll charge up to 4% commission fee right? But then again who’s got the gun

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    cuzinron47  almost 2 years ago

    Whom you give all your personal information to.

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    sneezykevina  almost 2 years ago

    He’s got good trigger finger control.

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    spaced man spliff  almost 2 years ago

    I guess First and Second National Banks didn’t buy his shtick.

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    scpandich  almost 2 years ago

    “And take $20,000 out for you to have that thumb taken care of!”

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