Close to Home by John McPherson for May 07, 2023

I don’t wanna see what’s on his backside!

Stay behind the scale Bleeb. You don’t wanna catch his disease.

It does look like he enjoyed getting it!!

Cue up ‘I want to Kiss You All Over’ and Exile him.

Just Sleep on it

That lipstick is just not his color.

When will the lips stop smacking me?

But…it was worth it.

Bleeb is patient-ly waiting for a female patient. Good plan Bleeb.

If you get it twice, is it called stereo?

Symptoms are:

Your eyes start producing flem, (whatever that is, not sure how its spelled),

Your nose starts to water, (I may have gotten some of these backwards)

And your liver falls off, (you don’t want that… you only have one, and unlike your kidneys, they don’t grow back.

Sounds bad!

Quite the smooth operator this dude is

Mono? Is that still a thing?

I’d say somebody else has it worse…

You caught it off your wife’s butt.

That is really outside the box, as usual. Very funny, thanks John…

He looks like he is a carrier.

Lucky Guy?……

oh the irony

Look out Bleeb! If Doc puts him on that scale, it’s gonna be the machine that goes PING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

My buddy told me he and his wife had to get married 45 years ago because they caught that kissing disease.

Now he can kiss his a$$ goodbye.

He’ll probably need liposuction.

Looks fun… how can I get in on this?

But seriously, folks, years ago, I was replacing a guy at work who was leaving. After training with him for almost two weeks, he let me know he had mono. Doh.

But the comic doesn’t show: are they on his butt, too? If so, he could have management potential!