Close to Home by John McPherson for July 03, 2023

Barney Fife is still on the job.

Driver looks like a cactus…

What about seat belts, officer?

You would think the twits would have pulled off the stocking masks after getting in the car.

Bleeb looks like a blade of grass.

Nothing that Officer Po Po can’t make worse

Mayberry…… gateway to danger!

— Bernard M. Fife, Deputy Sheriff

Is Bleeb holding a shotgun?

What is the probable cause to assume they are committing a crime. When asked they all probably showed their drivers license, insurance and ownership and all id that was asked for. Then showed the officer all of their guns and carry permits. No one was drinking and the smell of marijuana was not coming out of the vehicle.

Ski mask, they probably identify as ugly and don’t want to disturb or traumatize the the officer.The bag can be laundry.

I always carry spare clothes and toiletries in a sack with a dollar sign on it.

I would say the cop will be calling for backup as soon as they take off….

Such an accurate description with the criminals being handled today

Barney Fife

I’m still a little surprised, with all the masked people running around, we didn’t have a big crime wave during the pandemic. I guess people were all getting paid for staying home so why bother hitting a bank.

The sheriff’s last job must have been with the San Francisco police department.

Must be California.

We’ll let you know if we see anything suspicious. :)

Give them a warning they’re wearing their Covid masks all wrong !

LA County sheriff’s top recruit on his first day out…(CA)

Such astute powers of observation, catching the broken light.

Sounds like a commie democrat.

Barney Fife?

This makes me wish there were a “dislike” option.

Barney shows off the hospitality of Mayberry