Close to Home by John McPherson for September 24, 2023

What State could that possibly be ?

Find a need and fill it!

$5 per is way overpriced.

Hope they don’t swat Bleeb by accident!

Cleaning up the beach would be more efficient, but less profitable,

Now that’s a SWAT team

Wade will be happy to walk out into the water to swat the flies bugging you.

The Beach in Maine was great until there was a land breeze then the horse flies would show up and start biting you to death.

Did Wade and Bubba also supply (bring in) the flies?

Gull swatting would be $10 a group?

Charge $7 with electric zapper

Now that’s funny! … but I think John made this one up on the fly! Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!

The horse flies are bad but it is the deer flies that take a chunk of flesh.

The third guy got fired, he wouldn’t do diddly-swat.

That’s what happens when they convert the city dump into a beach…

Bleeb, you are in the wrong spot, go check out the lady down the beach with the string bikini.

Pfffft amateur. What you really need to be selling is bug zappers and then sell the batteries extra

An entrepemanure!

Flies may be a nuisance, but it’s the stinkin’ yellow jackets I really love to kill!

the lady in front seems to be reading “The Prince”, wouldn’t "the Lord of the Flies be more appropriate?

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