Close to Home by John McPherson for May 18, 2024

What would be the fun of that?

That looks like a Tim Taylor special.

When it hits a flying saucer we will be at war with Mars, again.

This calls for Crankshaft to the rescue

Another piece of space junk NASA has to track

Made in China stainless steel grill that rusts. Bought one at Lowe’s!

1 – “Sure, but he’ll have to bring another one with him”….or

2 – And so, DASA was launched in Ed Grimley’s backyard.

Directions? He doesn’t need any sticking directions. (oh yes he does or he did.)

Assembling grills is the worst . . .

Its not in orbit

I… ain’t… done… yet!!

Maybe he shouldn’t have lit it with the lid closed.

Makeshift claymore?

He: If you insist!

A pretty grill is like a melody.

If they can find it

I am so grateful and lucky my husband is one of those blessed people who can fix anything and is 100% mechanically inclined.

Aw, that’s just grate!!

Burgers in Space.

To the tune of Lawyers in Love.

How about a cute little hibachi??? :)

He may be a master chef, but he is not a master of grill assembly.

To late now, the grill is gone.

I did receive instructions once, about assembling something, had 4 languages none in English!

Calling occupants of interplanetary craft

Calling occupants of interplanetary

Most extraordinary craft

you’re about to get grilled

Need a new grill first.

My grill still cooks on one side. That’s good enough for my wife and me. The new grill my boys gave me 4 years ago is still in the box.

He didn’t even have the propane tank attached.

What grill? That one went up in smoke.

Hey, he meant to do that. It’s all part of the christening process.

so I take it he’s not quite the master chef??

How does a wife keep her husband from reading her emails? Put them in a folder named instruction manuals.