Close to Home by John McPherson for October 20, 2024

Harvest… giggle…

Awesome, leaf and stained soil motif tp

When my oldest was in high school when some school chums,during the night, TP’d our house. I was up early in the morning and removed all of it before he woke up. I never told him……

A house in the neighborhood had a tree in their front yard TP’d. And then it rained.

Saved a lot of money on eggs, too. Scrapin’ ‘em off is a little tough, and they’re a little “firm” to the taste, but it’s a big savings!

I don’t have a square to spare. I can’t spare a square. (Seinfeld)

Tee hee.

We belonged to a trailer club and one of our members (after being TP’d) did the same thing.

Better save that for the next pandemic.

Now is a thought. But what to do with the eggs on the side of the house?

Roller derby

hopefully not to many bugs hibernating in it

They have enough to make a teepee.

Must not give out good candy……

It’s not such a bad thing anymore.

EEEEWWWW!

Bleeb’s in the window. Is he part of their Halloween display? Ooooooooooooooh! Scary, Bleeb! :)

Classy neighborhood – They used 2 ply facial quality. Just hope it wasn’t used, if you know what I mean.

A single $20 jumbo pack lasts me over a year. What do they need $100/year’s worth for?

Large family? Lots of visitors? Irritable bowel syndrome?

maybe this is Now a thing of the past?

They are wiping up on the “used” toilet paper market.

Think of the savings

Just need to be sure to do it before any rain comes.

When I was a senior in high school my parents took a trip leaving me alone in the house so my friends decided to TP it. Unfortunately, before I could clean it up Mt. Saint Helens blew up and dusted my house with ash, turning all the paper into a stiff mess.