Close to Home by John McPherson for November 24, 2024

How did they catch it?

White meat for me please.

They raise those downwind of Three-mile-Island

Hey, that’s amazing! Pass the sweet potatoes?

Olive Oyl had this idea first:

Https://Youtu.Be/uF1zSKjfxQ4?t=94

It’s almost enough to make me go vegan. Almost.

Centi=100. Milli=1000. Turki=???.

In breaking news, "With the Turkipede population explosion, genetic scientists are now working on a way to engineer mouths where humans currently have ears. A scientist on the project stated, “People don’t use them anyway.”

My ol’ Grampa woulda said:

… with eight legs, you’d a’thought he’d been faster!

Another reason not to like drumsticks.

It’s got legs but didn’t know how to use them. Should have paid more attention to ZZ Top.

Everyone gets a leg!

invite Bleeb in to share

The drums! The drums!