Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 15, 2009

Further MEH…

How about that Toggle and his new gig?

Agreed. We don’t need more Tiger news! Let Elin deal with him in private!

Tiger who?

..no,I’m the marriage breaker-upper;no I am;no,it was me who did it;;alas ,it was I…

It’s just Garry pretending that he selectively keeps up on current events. But what does he have against Tiger?

Face it, it’s over for Tiger Woods. For 50 years I’ve been watching the sport of golf (on again, off again) and watch legends like Arnold Palmer, Jack Nicklaus, and Sam Snead, never have I heard any of them made news about what goes on in their personal life like I’ve heard about Tiger.

Tiger can still play golf and get paid well to do it. Leave the man and his wife alone. They have billions of issues to work out already without the media giving them so much scrutiny!

My guess is that Gary is not so much commenting on Tiger per se, but on the media and the sort of behaviors that their ratings-chasing encourage. Without all the media attention, would so many people be seeking their 15 minutes of fame? Would folks be so shameless about parading their infidelities, etc.?

tsk, tsk, tsk … Tiger Woods just showed us that he is unable to behave like an adult and keep it in his pants. We should do with Woods what we do with any professional athlete suffering from arrested development - ignore him; totally, completely, 100 percent remove him from pop-culture by ignoring him and his cutsy-poo bimbos. And while we are at it, leave the woman and two children he disappointed alone to heal. ‘nuff said.

I think the biggest faux pas in all this is that Tiger didn’t get out in front of the story in the first place.

It’s long-held tradition that golfers call cheating on themselves.

Here’s another one, GEE1A:

“I’ve got a Tiger by the tail, it’s plain to see…”

Actually I think it’s up to 14 lawyered-up mistresses now.

Old news, is no news!

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If only Emmett Till could be with us today, a National Enquirer under his arm, and blonde eyecandy in his bed - but noooooooooooooooooo.

Does the Service Employee’s International Union include that particular service industry? Or will the Tiger bimbos have to start their own from scratch?