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Brilliant!!! to be absolutely perfect, could have included the Watchtower people â guys in suits, handing out literature, soliciting for funds (to pay off their abuse damages) Letâs face it â they have been shouting the loudest. They hold the world record for âmost failed predictionsâ. nevertheless, their common catchphrase is âWe have the Truthâ. Come one, Wiley, do us a series where the Watchtower people try to convert Danae! Will be absolutely priceless. End up with a reference to the Candace Conti abuse case.
Matter and anti matterâŠ.And it doesnât matter at allâŠbelieve what you wantâŠ..then go commune with a couple beers some pretzelsâŠâŠ.and watch The Life of BrianâŠor listen to Days of Future PastâŠ..And if you want another beer? Go for it!.
religion ruins everything. they are a bunch of tax-cheats, con artists, pedophiles. and, that is their âspiritualâ leaders. some of them still believe the earth is flat.
And since the right has co-opted, or been co-opted by the (non)religious right, who is the real cult? ( Jesus said the second great commandment was âLove thy neighbor as thyself.) Considering the demonization of gays, women, Latinos, and anyone else who doesnât believe in their very narrow mind set, there are going to be a lot of self-professed Christiansâ disappointed in the afterlife!
Itâs too bad that what we call the three major religions all derive from the same âFatherâ, Abraham! We blame the Muslims for âjihadâ, yet moderate Muslims say that word describes trying to change the mind of your opponents within your own religion. We in the west purposefully forget the Inquisition, where Jews and others were tortured to confess, then profess their âconversionâ to Catholicism! This possibly includes my family. My Grandmotherâs maiden name was Hammerstein. When we went to Germany to meet my wifeâs relatives in 1994, and I mentioned Grandmotherâs maiden name, we were hit with a shocked âJUDISCH?â Some things apparently do not change.
i think of "Funny how God always happens to believe what âXâ beleives. no matter the religion, it is always your âobligationâ to believe someone elseâs religious stuff.
there really needs to be a separation of church and state. all these years of State enforced Christianity on us in America.
and to have to pay taxes for these âmy way or hellâ state/IRS supported religions. power corrupt and religion corrupts absolutely.
The poster the kids are working on states, âIf god is for us, who can be against usâ, or words to that effect.
I donât know if there is a god. I think not. If there is, why would he favor one schoolâs football team or another. More to the point, whatâs the spread, and how much is he willing to bet?
A lot of people seem to need this kind of crutch. Far be it from me to kick someoneâs crutch out from under them. As long as they donât attack me with it.
Maybe the WWE can arrange a death match between the Pope and a Shiite ayatollah. The winner would have to face off against Glenn Beck for all the religious marbles.
Religion is not the root of all evil â it is only a mask evil people wear to hide themselves. This cartoon could just as easily be a religious extremist vs. an atheist extremist. They both believe only they know the truth â everyone else is just to blind to see the world as they do. Sadly, this seems to be a growing attitude . . .
And thus starts the war (literally and figuratively)⊠as it has time after time. It saddens me to read many of these comments. Darned humanity. We can never get it right. We forget more than we remember.
No institution has led to so many wars, so much hate, and so many innocent death as religion. So much for, âTurn the other cheek,â or, âIt is much better to wage a jihad (struggle on behalf of the faith, NOT holy war!) with the hands, heart, and tongue.â
In all this criticism of religion, donât forget that the governments that have been based on atheism have been the oneâs that killed more of their own citizens in the 20th century that any war. Look at Mao and communist china, 75 million killed. What you are blaming on religion is endemic to the human animal.
Oh, Jerusalem! the formula for trouble is having a government buoy up their power base with a state religion. There was relatively little trouble between orthodox and muslims until the new wave of conquerors said âLookie here, thereâs a pack of pilgrim tourists. Letâs tax âem!â.Then the tax revolt started, then the crusades got going, then only Saladin listened to St. Francisâ peace envoy, on on on always a government trying to control the future World Capitol. And the whole time the local church/mosque congregations showed some hospitality to the visitors.
dtroutma, I am afraid you are incorrect. Jews do not proselytize, nor do they claim that their religion is the only one. it is the only one for them, but I have never heard one make a âmine is the only oneâ statement.Masterskrain, A Rabbi once said" to be a Jew you donât have to believe in G-d, just follow the rules." So I guess religion and civilization can co-exist.
My religion is the answer to this Jeopardy question: "For which religion will you spend eternity scrubbing celestial toilets, if you arenât one of us?
Somebody (Gandhi? the Dalai Lama?) once said something along the lines of âIf you are a Christian, be a good Christian. If you are a Muslim, be a good Muslim. If you are a Buddhist, be a good Buddhist. If you are an atheist, be a good atheist.â
And Thomas Jefferson may not have had much use for âChristianityâ, but he thought Jesus of Nazareth was the most profound and revolutionary moral philosopher who ever lived. Yeah, the âGospel According to Thomas Jeffersonâ ends with the crucifixion, but he (TJ) thought that all the miracles and metaphysics were silly distractions which drew attention away from the important parts, Jesusâs moral teachings of Peace, Love and Compassion (and Forgiveness, and Charity, andâŠ).
The problem is not specifically the various religions, nor is it politics. The problem is humanity. If there were no religions or politics over which to disagree, it would be something else. Humans are the worst citizens of this planet and weâre becoming less civil by the day.
Will agree that humans will kill without religion. However, religion exerts such a powerful influence in many peopleâs lives that she could surely do more to prevent slaughter. Her bloodguiltiness comes by trying to be friends with politics and being willing to advance warlike policies rather than taking the high moral ground she claims to have. She is willing to sacrifice innocent lives in exchange for influence and power.
britnat over 12 years ago
Brilliant!!! to be absolutely perfect, could have included the Watchtower people â guys in suits, handing out literature, soliciting for funds (to pay off their abuse damages) Letâs face it â they have been shouting the loudest. They hold the world record for âmost failed predictionsâ. nevertheless, their common catchphrase is âWe have the Truthâ. Come one, Wiley, do us a series where the Watchtower people try to convert Danae! Will be absolutely priceless. End up with a reference to the Candace Conti abuse case.
Linux0s over 12 years ago
This week on When Faiths Collide.
freeholder1 over 12 years ago
more fiun it itâs a mormon and and actual American christian. they actually do join arms over âvaluesâ and everything goes to heck.
freeholder1 over 12 years ago
Considering which church and which mosque they seem to rep, you have it right for once.
freeholder1 over 12 years ago
Meaning you didnât myth this time.
Dtroutma over 12 years ago
Need the rabbi for a âthree wayâ.
Varnes over 12 years ago
Matter and anti matterâŠ.And it doesnât matter at allâŠbelieve what you wantâŠ..then go commune with a couple beers some pretzelsâŠâŠ.and watch The Life of BrianâŠor listen to Days of Future PastâŠ..And if you want another beer? Go for it!.
roctor over 12 years ago
The only difference between religion and a cult is numbers and tax status.
blackash2004-tree Premium Member over 12 years ago
Left wing politics is also a religious cult.
einarbt7 over 12 years ago
Fantastic.
vwdualnomand over 12 years ago
religion ruins everything. they are a bunch of tax-cheats, con artists, pedophiles. and, that is their âspiritualâ leaders. some of them still believe the earth is flat.
tripwire45 over 12 years ago
Which one is more likely to start a riot?
edward thomas over 12 years ago
And since the right has co-opted, or been co-opted by the (non)religious right, who is the real cult? ( Jesus said the second great commandment was âLove thy neighbor as thyself.) Considering the demonization of gays, women, Latinos, and anyone else who doesnât believe in their very narrow mind set, there are going to be a lot of self-professed Christiansâ disappointed in the afterlife!
Nebulous Premium Member over 12 years ago
Myth is Truth.They arenât factually true, but theyâre True.Always remember the difference between truth and Truth.
Yontrop over 12 years ago
But they are both half rightâŠ
edward thomas over 12 years ago
Itâs too bad that what we call the three major religions all derive from the same âFatherâ, Abraham! We blame the Muslims for âjihadâ, yet moderate Muslims say that word describes trying to change the mind of your opponents within your own religion. We in the west purposefully forget the Inquisition, where Jews and others were tortured to confess, then profess their âconversionâ to Catholicism! This possibly includes my family. My Grandmotherâs maiden name was Hammerstein. When we went to Germany to meet my wifeâs relatives in 1994, and I mentioned Grandmotherâs maiden name, we were hit with a shocked âJUDISCH?â Some things apparently do not change.
wdgnas over 12 years ago
come on folks. itâs mind over matter. i do not mind, so it does not matterâŠ
woodwork over 12 years ago
the Witnesses DO NOT solicit funds,DO disfellowship anyone who violates scriptural principles unrepentantlyâŠget your factsstraight.
Beleck3 over 12 years ago
i think of "Funny how God always happens to believe what âXâ beleives. no matter the religion, it is always your âobligationâ to believe someone elseâs religious stuff.
there really needs to be a separation of church and state. all these years of State enforced Christianity on us in America.
and to have to pay taxes for these âmy way or hellâ state/IRS supported religions. power corrupt and religion corrupts absolutely.
rugeirn over 12 years ago
There arenât nearly enough people colliding at that intersection.
Mokurai over 12 years ago
OM
Packratjohn Premium Member over 12 years ago
There was a story recently about religious banners at a schoolâs football game:
http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/09/21/14014185-texas-cheerleaders-fight-for-biblical-banners-at-football-games?lite
The poster the kids are working on states, âIf god is for us, who can be against usâ, or words to that effect.
I donât know if there is a god. I think not. If there is, why would he favor one schoolâs football team or another. More to the point, whatâs the spread, and how much is he willing to bet?
Brad VanRoosendaal Premium Member over 12 years ago
Joseph Campbell said it best, âMythology â what you call somebody elseâs religionâ
Habogee over 12 years ago
A lot of people seem to need this kind of crutch. Far be it from me to kick someoneâs crutch out from under them. As long as they donât attack me with it.
ramonesfan over 12 years ago
Maybe the WWE can arrange a death match between the Pope and a Shiite ayatollah. The winner would have to face off against Glenn Beck for all the religious marbles.
BluePumpkin over 12 years ago
Religion is not the root of all evil â it is only a mask evil people wear to hide themselves. This cartoon could just as easily be a religious extremist vs. an atheist extremist. They both believe only they know the truth â everyone else is just to blind to see the world as they do. Sadly, this seems to be a growing attitude . . .
Deborah N Lurie over 12 years ago
And thus starts the war (literally and figuratively)⊠as it has time after time. It saddens me to read many of these comments. Darned humanity. We can never get it right. We forget more than we remember.
MeGoNow Premium Member over 12 years ago
And that speaks well for Jefferson, who had no use for Christianity at all and wrote God and the Godlet out of his Bible.
dabugger over 12 years ago
faithful clashâŠ
Vonne Anton over 12 years ago
Christendom and Islam are heading for a collisionâŠbut this cartoon does not show the object falling out of the sky that will crush them bothâŠ
catzilla23 over 12 years ago
Blasphemy is a victimless crime.
I Quit over 12 years ago
Theyâre both myth.
dflak over 12 years ago
If God were here, heâd tell you that you are all sinners. I know. He just tweeted me about it.
Ernest Lemmingway over 12 years ago
No institution has led to so many wars, so much hate, and so many innocent death as religion. So much for, âTurn the other cheek,â or, âIt is much better to wage a jihad (struggle on behalf of the faith, NOT holy war!) with the hands, heart, and tongue.â
Macman04 over 12 years ago
In all this criticism of religion, donât forget that the governments that have been based on atheism have been the oneâs that killed more of their own citizens in the 20th century that any war. Look at Mao and communist china, 75 million killed. What you are blaming on religion is endemic to the human animal.
Ernest Lemmingway over 12 years ago
Todayâs comic bodes ill for tomorrow. The scariest day of every leap year: ELECTION DAY! NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! ::hides in a fallout shelter::
Varnes over 12 years ago
Ashburn, donât forget Bliss, Paradise is really beyond BlissâŠ.But heaven is just Nort a da Bridge, eh?
Varnes over 12 years ago
I that the corner of live and learn or sink or swimâŠ.
Buggerlugs over 12 years ago
Why is killing those who disagree with your religious beliefs considered good and not evil?
SilentBrad73 over 12 years ago
Shouldnât that be a donkey and an elephant
De_Faulto over 12 years ago
I take it youâre an Atheist.
bopard over 12 years ago
Oh, Jerusalem! the formula for trouble is having a government buoy up their power base with a state religion. There was relatively little trouble between orthodox and muslims until the new wave of conquerors said âLookie here, thereâs a pack of pilgrim tourists. Letâs tax âem!â.Then the tax revolt started, then the crusades got going, then only Saladin listened to St. Francisâ peace envoy, on on on always a government trying to control the future World Capitol. And the whole time the local church/mosque congregations showed some hospitality to the visitors.
Spyderred over 12 years ago
How do you know the bible is true? Because it says it is, thatâs how." And these people can vote!
JettaJ over 12 years ago
dtroutma, I am afraid you are incorrect. Jews do not proselytize, nor do they claim that their religion is the only one. it is the only one for them, but I have never heard one make a âmine is the only oneâ statement.Masterskrain, A Rabbi once said" to be a Jew you donât have to believe in G-d, just follow the rules." So I guess religion and civilization can co-exist.
Uncle Joe over 12 years ago
My religion is the answer to this Jeopardy question: "For which religion will you spend eternity scrubbing celestial toilets, if you arenât one of us?
fritzoid Premium Member over 12 years ago
Somebody (Gandhi? the Dalai Lama?) once said something along the lines of âIf you are a Christian, be a good Christian. If you are a Muslim, be a good Muslim. If you are a Buddhist, be a good Buddhist. If you are an atheist, be a good atheist.â
And Thomas Jefferson may not have had much use for âChristianityâ, but he thought Jesus of Nazareth was the most profound and revolutionary moral philosopher who ever lived. Yeah, the âGospel According to Thomas Jeffersonâ ends with the crucifixion, but he (TJ) thought that all the miracles and metaphysics were silly distractions which drew attention away from the important parts, Jesusâs moral teachings of Peace, Love and Compassion (and Forgiveness, and Charity, andâŠ).
fritzoid Premium Member over 12 years ago
By the way, Jefferson also predicted that by 1900 weâd all be Unitarians.
roctor over 12 years ago
Its not a real religion unless it has a 1-800 numberâŠStephen Colbert.
SAStiner over 12 years ago
The problem is not specifically the various religions, nor is it politics. The problem is humanity. If there were no religions or politics over which to disagree, it would be something else. Humans are the worst citizens of this planet and weâre becoming less civil by the day.
Rickapolis over 12 years ago
Whatâs most comical is that you have guys of the SAME religion that would fit this strip.
freeholder1 over 12 years ago
One is does need to point out that, through Mao and Stalin, atheism has itâs own Inquisitions and jihads. This is more human than religious.
Vonne Anton over 12 years ago
Will agree that humans will kill without religion. However, religion exerts such a powerful influence in many peopleâs lives that she could surely do more to prevent slaughter. Her bloodguiltiness comes by trying to be friends with politics and being willing to advance warlike policies rather than taking the high moral ground she claims to have. She is willing to sacrifice innocent lives in exchange for influence and power.
Varnes over 12 years ago
People actually believe in super natural beingsâŠAmazingâŠâŠ..Is God more powerful than Galactus?
edward thomas over 12 years ago
A court has ruled that, since the sign did not mention a particular religion, it fell under the banner of free speech.
CaptainKiddeo over 12 years ago
Thereâs nothing an agnostic canât do if he REALLY doesnât know whether he believes in anything or not. - Graham Chapman.