Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 23, 2012
Transcript:
Joe: So do you have a philosophy for life, mom? Flo: Well, of cahse, deah! It's very impahtant. It keeps things in pahspective fah me, and I share it by usin' ita s as the slogan fah my dinah. Eddie: I though t it's 'cause yaw'r too cheap to make big pahtions. Flo: Let's just say I'm philosophically opposed to contributin' to America's fatness.
hitman4cookies about 12 years ago
Looks like Eddie has lots of portions.
Varnes about 12 years ago
alananda, good catch. Maybe, after Sandy, things……..um no, that doesn’t work…Um…Dang. Maybe blame the elect…sorry, won’t go there either………Miller, help us out here….Did Offshore Flo’s get bought by a chain?
GROG Premium Member about 12 years ago
I’d say Eddie never cared much for quality.
FUNG1 about 12 years ago
Shallow comments … I don’t care!I like your ’toon, Wiley. Usually something to think about!
cdward about 12 years ago
I think it was just a slip. Of course, I never really noticed, so that is a good catch. And Offshore Flo’s is a catchy name. Hope it comes back.
jsprat about 12 years ago
Sandy damaged the old sign, its in for repair.
KEA about 12 years ago
I thought the only way to get minuscule portions in America was to pay exorbitant prices.
StCleve72 about 12 years ago
Why is the sign misspelled? It should be “Dinah” as in someone’s in the kitchen with.
dabugger about 12 years ago
go point Ma; especially now….
mistercatworks about 12 years ago
I worked for a company which put up huge expensive framed posters as part of a six-month “quality push”. Unfortunately, all the posters had been printed with the word “professionalism” improperly hyphenated. You can’t make this stuff up.
daveoverpar about 12 years ago
Bloomberg’s mother.
neeeurothrush about 12 years ago
dearth of comments – is everyone shopping – boosting the economy
Vonne Anton about 12 years ago
I long for the restaurant that gives me the perfect portion of great quality! Usually way too much, or not enough, or lacking quality. That’s right, all restaurants should prepare food to suit me personally!
pawpawbear about 12 years ago
I’m not shopping. No money for one thing, but I do no do black Friday. However, concerning the comic, I think Wiley has hit upon a most appropriate nerve. We have a ton of leftovers and most will be wasted unless we can find someone who needs them.Our single-mom daughter wouldn’t take any. She’ll take cash, though. I think we baby boomers have failed as parents. And, role models.
puddleglum1066 about 12 years ago
According to the book Non Sequitur’s Sunday Color Treasury, the diner was called the “Offshore Diner” in the very first Offshore Flo strips (if I read the fine print correctly, November, 2001). The first several strips were titled “The Adventures of Offshore Flo.” The subtitle of the sign changed for a while (“Offshore Diner and Theater of the Absurd,” “Offshore Diner Always Open,” “Offshore Diner, Whatchacallit, Maine,” and my favorite, “Offshore Dinah”).
The first “Offshore Flo’s” sign seems to have appeared in late ’03.
bopard about 12 years ago
The motto is to warn folk Flo’s is about to be closed by the health dept. .The genuine gourmet dive will be unmarked, packed with locals, and have an owner that’s cooking and gabbing with the customers, not serving coffee..You’ve never had crab cakes until you’ve found one of these little unmarked shacks hanging 1/2 way over the water, with the crabbing boats pulling up to the kitchen dock.
route66paul about 12 years ago
food establishments give large portions because people want a bargain. Much of the food is taken home and even some is eaten. Food in the US is relatively cheap, it is the service(or the experience), that costs.
Earendil about 12 years ago
offshore sounds like the name of a movie
Call me Ishmael about 12 years ago
There’s a place down heah (Fl. called The Golden Corral". The av. client weighs 350. My German friends call it the Golden Trough..
farren about 12 years ago
Golden Corral is a well-known stuff-em buffet. They’ve got ‘em out here in CA, as well. They’re all like that, though – Hometown Buffet, Country Buffet. If it says “Buffet” in the name, you can look forward to enormous portions and overweight patrons.
lindz.coop Premium Member about 12 years ago
Thank you Flo!!