Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 03, 2013
Transcript:
Crocodile: Hullooo zeeba neighba... Leesten... How you like sweem wid dolfins?... Ees once een lifetime essperience. Zebra: Gosh, I'd love to. Crocodile: Hahahaaa hahaaaha! Eet heem! Eet heem! Reep hees hed off!! Zebra: What's wrong with him? Dolphin 1: no idea. Dolphin 2: Deranged. Crocodile: Arrghh Dolphin 1: Want to swim on our back while we whistle Enya songs? Zebra: Sure.
Pelahnar over 11 years ago
I like Enya. :)
hayscd over 11 years ago
I was expecting those dolphins to just be crocs with dolphin masks.
margueritem over 11 years ago
LMAO! All this, and Enya, too!
Templo S.U.D. over 11 years ago
What a day (to the wild child).
jazzmoose over 11 years ago
Swim. Be happy.
jnik23260 over 11 years ago
Amarantime…Amarantime…
Sisyphos over 11 years ago
Deranged. Larry’s frustration is a thing of beauty!
WoodEye over 11 years ago
The dolphin pool with smiley faces is killin’ me!
marshalljpeters Premium Member over 11 years ago
That worked out about as well for the crocs as Snuffles did.
vwdualnomand over 11 years ago
or, that one enya song that they always play…orinoco flow (sail away). which do you prefer….enya or sinead?
Bilan over 11 years ago
Enya eye, Crocodile!
Proginoskes over 11 years ago
You had me until “Enya”.
sjc14850 over 11 years ago
Larry’s stupider than I thought… his motivation is to eat Zeeba himself, not watch somebody else do it…
blunebottle over 11 years ago
No, dolphins have a thing about attacking predators and protecting other species from them.
knight1192a over 11 years ago
Dolphins hate the Crocs. Or do they just hate Zeeba Zeeba Eata member Crocs for their pure stupidity? Junior and Patty would be the test. If they treat them like they treat Zebra then it’s clear it’s just the Zeeba Zeeba Eata members their after.
John Falstaff over 11 years ago
Dees are TRICKIE feesh. :-( Wonder if dey mind sum innosent floteing logs in pool?
JeffdlS over 11 years ago
Can’t go wrong with Enya . . . OK, maybe you can.
Vonne Anton over 11 years ago
The only way dolphins could whistle Enya songs is if they’ve been watching all those PBS documentaries that show dolphins swimming while Enya’s music plays. Maybe they were just listening to the cameramen’s ipods while they swam.
Moishe3rd over 11 years ago
HA! I told you so…. Zeeba’s in control….Zeeba pulls all the strings….Zeeba controls the dolphins!Zeaba controls the media!Zeeba controls the WORLD!And WHO suffers – the Crocs. The poor, innocent, defenseless Crocs get ripped apart by cruel Zeeba’s minions!Ha!
rw1h over 11 years ago
What the heck is an enya??
candylyoung over 11 years ago
This was hilarious… :) – so happy I checked mypage today
feralglance over 11 years ago
Enya is a song artist. Look her up, she’s really soothing.
jondelfin Premium Member over 11 years ago
Does spelling it “dolfins” really signal the accent more clearly?
Number Three over 11 years ago
Awwwww… This is cute!
Nice try, Croc.
xxx
Reppr Premium Member over 11 years ago
How can you whistle Enya songs?
Constantinepaleologos over 11 years ago
Who says dolphins can’t be dangerous? For the record, when I was a kid I thought the shrieking eels from The Princess Bride were dolphins.
Stream of conscience over 11 years ago
Larry has a vendetta against Zebra? Surely he can’t bring home zebra steak with dolphin tooth marks?
Popeyesforearm over 11 years ago
Is that a dolphin-safe tune?
finale over 11 years ago
I do beleive the Dolphins are flipping off Larry.
route66paul over 11 years ago
only dolphins can whistle Enya songs – duh!
Lindilu over 11 years ago
At last – the crocs and zeebies! I can laugh once again! Finally something besides the dumb pig and boring goat.
marshalljpeters Premium Member over 11 years ago
What kind of dolphin is a fish?
marshalljpeters Premium Member over 11 years ago
Just learned something.From Wiktionary- Dolphin, definition 2:“A fish, the mahi-mahi or dorado, scientific name Coryphaena hippurus, with a dorsal fin that runs the length of the body, also known for iridescent coloration.”
skydancer11 over 11 years ago
Dolphins can be friendly when they want to be.
Kallaeum over 11 years ago
Stephan Pastis has said in his books that all predators have both upper and lower case letters in their speech bubbles, while everyone else uses all caps. That would mean that the dolphins are an exclusive breed of predators that only prey on other predators, kind of like lawyers that only sue other lawyers.
Drewdove over 11 years ago
“Sail away sail away sail away.” :-)
Rickapolis over 11 years ago
I hate the smiley faces.
Muxmaster over 11 years ago
Why is zeeba in the croc’s yard, in the first place?
el_flesh over 11 years ago
foofy getting squished was also hilarious
Sherlock Watson over 11 years ago
Is one of the dolphins trying to make out with Zebra in the last panel?
FrostbiteFalls over 1 year ago
Larry seems to have forgotten that HE wants to eat Zebra.
alantain about 1 year ago
Well, maybe they eat anything dumber than themselves.