Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 20, 2012

Hey Sam, maybe the hereafter only accepts tips in Mayan currency.

Hey calimesajim! Don’t go away mad. Mistakes were made. Please come back. All is forgiven.

Someone has to serve in hell.

Packing a suitcase for death.An a American tourister?

@DylanThomas3. 14159; Mayan currency would be chocolate beans.

wonder what type of apolcalypse? zombie? 4 horsemen? technological? biological? ragnarok? or everyone has mutant powers like the x-men?

Sam and Z — doin’ the Apocalypse Gangnam style!

Mistakes were made by me? Or Mayan tips were made by me? Or chocolate beans were made by me? Or . . . ?

" After midnight in what time zone? GMT? Central standard time in Canada/USA? Or one of the time zones that are offset by 30 minutes".Mayan Standard Time. Besides she said After Midnight which is still kind of vague. Perhaps some Clapton is especially appropriate.

Nantucket19, yesterday – that is what they want you to think. I would rather have a nuclear war than something from Fort Detrick get lose.

Once his hair goes gray he’ll look like Col. Sanders.

‘after midnight, we’re gonna sell a lot of shoes.’

Theater of the absurd

McFriendly’s is open to 2am? I figured all his gigantic customers were asleep by then.

Hey, where’s the name/logo on his apron in panel 2?Definitely he needs more flair.

Mayan gods do rapture?

World ends at midnight, 12:30 in Newfoundland.

Donald Trump thinks he will live forever. This is delusion number 1503 in “Trump’s Big Book of Delusions.”

Yeah, that has a lot to do with a Mayan doomsday. The Mayan gods are sneaky.

Heck, this is almost as good as Y2K.

(Which actually wasn’t a hoax; there were very legitimate concerns. However, it was wildly overblown.)

“… the REAL story of the cover up [was Hillary Clinton’s fake] headache ….”

Scared witless of another Clinton dynasty Presidency, eh? Heh heh heh.

" the wanna be POTUS [Hillary Clinton] with the headache. She was too incapacitated for many days to attend a hearing but not so ill as to go to a hospital …."

She had the stomach flu too, Dr.Trav.

Do we know if the Maya actually had a concept of “midnight”? Non-technological societies, lacking clocks, wouldn’t know what we consider 12AM. That’s why the Jewish day begins at sunset, which is readily observed. And, in Exodus, God says to Moses, “I will come in the middle of the night”, and Moses tells the Egyptians, “God will come around the middle of the night”, since he knew they might miscalculate and call God a liar (God forbid).

no end of the world on the oceania and asia.

“… on BENGHAZI … no one made the mistakes who can be held accountable ….”

So the three people forced to resign aren’t being held accountable?

The next? A SciFi story used the binary millennium, 2048.

Do ya think?….

“Did [calimesa] constantly complain about the Cover-Up[s] of … shrub … Colin Powell … Halliburton … the Defense Department … Rumsfeld … Cheney …?”

Unlikely.

if the mayans are saying what a scam that we pulled on the anglos. that and syphilis.

“Whitewater” and “Travelgate” were both investigated to hell and back, and neither one turned out to have any substance whatever to the charges. Somebody who’s still hopping up and down over those nothingburgers is likely deluded..Oh, but here’s a scandal: 3000 dead Americans! Wanna follow up on that, or is that ancient history?

Well, if the end is nigh, some will go out proud of being Tea Party Right, right to the end.

As you very well know. The world will end at 10 pm. 10:30 pm in Newfoundland. :)