Frazz by Jef Mallett for January 10, 2013
January 09, 2013
January 11, 2013
Transcript:
Caulfield: Lovely pond scum you're drinking, Frazz. Frazz: If I want my smoothie criticized, I'll ask. Caulfield: When you drink something that color out of a transparent bottle, you kind of ARE asking. Frazz: It's only transparent if you look around the prominent pictures of the kiwi fruit and the Granny Smith.
The Old Wolf about 12 years ago
Kiwi-apple – Yum!
cabalonrye about 12 years ago
I agree. Green is unnatural, for kids nowadays real drinks are bright pink, orange, or even brown or blue with bubbles. Anything else is disgusting. Go for it, Frazz
vwdualnomand about 12 years ago
those smoothies like naked or odwalla are pretty good. although the grass one that they sell in health food stores is really nasty.
emjaycee about 12 years ago
Seen on a bumper sticker: “Red meat isn’t bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.”
jackamoney about 12 years ago
Drinking some Naked Green Goodness
8arkay about 12 years ago
There IS blue food, and blueberries are delicious.
jimcos about 12 years ago
The suspension agent in your chocolate milk is carageenan, which is made from pond scum.
The Legend of Brandon Sawyer about 12 years ago
Super fruit!!!!
carkame about 12 years ago
Only the pictures on the bottle are kiwi and apple; we aren’t told what the actual smoothie is.
puddleglum1066 about 12 years ago
Sure he’s not sneaking in some of Captain Colbert’s Pond Rum?I mean, he does put up with small children all day long… the need for the occasional nip would be understandable….
Varnes about 12 years ago
MajArkay, blueberries are the friendliest to eat….No peeling, no pit….All you really have to do is pop ’em you your mouth…
Scott S about 12 years ago
It’s probably this:
http://nakedjuice.com/our-products/juice/green-machine
It also contains algae, which is probably why it looks like Lake Mendota in July.
Potrzebie about 12 years ago
Soylent green smoothie?!
Michelle Morris about 12 years ago
Naked Juice Green Machine. Looks like algae,tastes like a fruit salad!
TELawrence about 12 years ago
Why is he eating with the kids? Shouldn’t he be in the faculty room?