Frank and Ernest by Thaves for January 06, 2013
January 05, 2013
January 07, 2013
Transcript:
Wild Animal Park Ernest: How are the animals doing with their New Year's resolutions? Frank: Good! The gazelle is trying to slow down and enjoy life. And the sloth is exercising more! Ernest: What's the goat's resolution? To be more careful about what he eats? Frank: No, he just wants to spend more time with the kids this year. Ernest: I heard the doe made a resolution to save some money. Frank: You misunderstood, Ernie. She didn't make any resolutions for herself... Frank: ...her goal this year is to convince the male members of her species to be safer in everything they do. Ernest: Ah, I see -- that's why she said "I'm trying to save a few bucks".
RonaldDavis almost 12 years ago
I once heard a person from Italy tell a person from China in English how Italians traditionally cook and eat kids. The person from China was deeply shocked.
jhampa almost 12 years ago
great set of word play
lmarkterry almost 12 years ago
Of course, out with the old and in with the gnu.
Poollady almost 12 years ago
Stop, I can’t bear it!
ChazNCenTex almost 12 years ago
Wall – a – by, this was plumb clever word play.
Rickapolis almost 12 years ago
I liked the part about the sloth best.
Catherine Spencer-Mills Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Jeez.. Summers are beautiful here. Sunshine, temperature in the 80s-90s, no rain. New York City gets more precipitation per year than Portland, OR. Look it up.
Catherine Spencer-Mills Premium Member almost 12 years ago
bah, wrong comic – see BC for relevance
InTraining Premium Member almost 12 years ago
And the giraffe has resolved to rise to the occasion… ! ! !