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Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 26, 2012
Transcript:
Roland: Another Christmas in the can, Heather! But as I stroll across the village square it's hard not to be struck by the shocking absence of something as American as apple pie-- a nativity scene! Bill O'Reilly: Roland? O'Reilly here! Not a single greche in sight? Roland: No, no, there are dozens. But they're all in front of churches! Bill O'Reilly: A nation's shame, Roland. Roland: It's sad, Bill-- the Jesus of my youth was born outside a post office!
DylanThomas3.14159 about 12 years ago
Damn Thomas Jeffersonâs âwall of separation between church and stateâ; full speed ahead!
Peabody-Martini about 12 years ago
Along the lines of âThey only believe in states rights when the State does only what they think is rightâ except with religion.
riley05 about 12 years ago
Because this is America, where freedom of religion means the freedom to worship Jesus in any of several prescribed ways. Or so some sayâŠ
rockngolfer about 12 years ago
HaHaHaHa!
rockngolfer about 12 years ago
I had two Jewish friends that were brothers who inherited a pharmacy and turned it into a bar. They were two of the funniest people I have ever known.
vwdualnomand about 12 years ago
but, isnât rolandâs youth and all the youth of fox news heads was the 1950s and 1960s. where, tv was black and white for many. blacks, jews, and other minorities were not allowed in many professions, schools, lunch counters. and, it was ok to beat up your wife. also, many of the newsheads were draft dodgers. either by getting a college deferment or becoming a âmissionaryâ to france or couldnât pass the draft board.
greyolddave about 12 years ago
To make up for it, somewhere nearby someone is using a high powered rifle to kill someone. America is the candy store for people who want to kill other people.
djmalloy about 12 years ago
Iâd like to see Fox News react to a nativity scene where the Holy Family actually looks Middle Eastern. Most I see are very light-skinned, blue-eyed. Mary looks like an Irish girl dressed in blue.
peabodyboy about 12 years ago
I suspect that the historical Jesus looked more like Yasser Arafat than Jeffrey Hunter
DavidGBA about 12 years ago
Each culture makes them look like themselves, God in my image.
Linguist about 12 years ago
HAPPY BOXING DAY !
kaffekup about 12 years ago
Still one of my favorite jokes (because so true)..On the point of what Jesus looked like, he definitely wouldnât have had long, Renaissance-style hair. The norm was (and still is) short hair for men. Long hair attracts negative spiritual energy, long beards attract positive energy.
puddleglum1066 about 12 years ago
Yeah, we all know just how wonderful life was in the atheist workersâ paradises created by Stalin and Mao. Why, thatâs the reason they fortified the borders and built the wall through Berlinâto keep all the envious people from the religious part of the world out!
montessoriteacher about 12 years ago
Thatâs Fox News for ya! GT nailed it againâŠ
rnmontgomery about 12 years ago
@ tigre1again â what in the world have you been smokin? The second commandment states âno graven imagesâ fast on the heels of the first â âthou shalt have no other gods before meâNo one worships at a nativity scene â itâs a silent reminder of a wonderful event.For those of us who chose to worship God â the Bible [not the holly bibble as you so irreverently called it] describes simple what a Holy God expects.If the Bible is nothing to you â let it remain that. You only attack because it threatens your warped ideology.If you are tolerant because of your greater knowledge, then be tolerant of ideas that are different from yours.
TCulberson about 12 years ago
it seems a lot of people are really mean spirited that read Doonesbury.
montessoriteacher about 12 years ago
I think you made some interesting points Kaffekup, and I see no reason why anyone would take offense at anything you posted⊠Also, to be honest, I donât recall that you told us what you believe or what you donât believe, though I guess I may have missed it as I am sometimes in and out and on and off the computer throughout the day.
annieb1012 about 12 years ago
@jerseyjo âGo back to your cesspool and load up with another load of slime and throw it up on your keyboard.â
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Louie didnât originate those comments; heâs just repeating an old joke, told by many a Jewish comedian. It spoofs a number of stereotypes about Jewish men as well as poking fun at Christian theology. Itâs pretty gentle, really. At least I think so, and Iâm a deep student of the Bible.
pawpawbear about 12 years ago
For an article on Jesus being a Nazirite, look here:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazirite
fritzoid Premium Member about 12 years ago
âI find it so much easier going through life believing that there was and is a God as I have been taught.â
Itâs almost ALWAYS easier to go through life believing what you have been taught. Questioning (and sometimes abandoning) the beliefs into which youâve been raised can be difficult, and frightening, and the results can be momentous (for good or for ill). Thatâs part of the reason both converts and apostates are so often so notably zealous.
route66paul about 12 years ago
Most rifles are high powered â how else could you hunt larger animals? Firearms are just tools, and have their place in many peopleâs lives.
kaffekup about 12 years ago
Fanned and faved, pi. Oops, sorry, wrong website :)
corzak about 12 years ago
âwhat was so radical in [his] teachings that the priests wanted him deadâThatâs a very interesting question, and the subject of much speculation over the centuries.If Jesusâ crimes were purely theological, the Jewish priesthood would have had him stoned to death, and the Romans would have ignored the entire episode. But Jesus was crucified â by the Romans â which was a Roman punishment for treason or rebellion against Rome. A political crime.Some writers have speculated over the centuries that the âCleansing of the Templeâ incident (Mark 11, Matthew 21, Luke 19, John 2) was in fact, an incipient armed rebellion in order to âjump-startâ the kingdom of heaven on earth, or at least was interpreted by the Romans as an armed rebellion.
annieb1012 about 12 years ago
@lookinside âIn Jesus and the Essenes I quoted from The Archko Volume, a little-known book written by Drs McIntoch and Twyman, printed in 1887.â
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Your post reminded me that I did some research into the Archko Volume so many years ago that I couldnât remember what Iâd found. A quick look at Wikipedia just now, though, brought forth the fact that the material was taken âalmost verbatimâ from a short story (fiction). Just Google âArchko Volume.â
kaffekup about 12 years ago
JJ, Iâm sorry I was so offensive; I have deleted both of those posts. What you believe is obviously your business. I was just trying to have a discussion about belief and if you prefer not to, thatâs fine.
ronpolimeni about 12 years ago
@ luckylouie â Good one!
Redhead55 about 12 years ago
Good one luckylouie. That made me laugh out loud.
corzak about 12 years ago
@Sharuniboy, @Kaffekup, @John Pike, etc.The archetype of a bearded, long haired Jesus is very ancient. There are some theories that the âMandylion of Edessaâ â the first icon, and model for the multitudes of Byzantine icons that followed â was based on the testimonies of eye-witnesses who had known Jesus personally.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image_of_Edessa
TCulberson about 12 years ago
I know nothing about Trudeau, except Iâve enjoyed his work but disagree with his world view almost 100%, but wonder if he expected believers of Christ as Lord and unbelievers to talk about this strip in this manner?
How does the Nativity set violate the Constitution? It is not establishing a faith?Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.
kaffekup about 12 years ago
âName one job in America that blacks or Jews werenât allowed to have in the 60âs?âPresident?
montessoriteacher about 12 years ago
Personally, I donât really know if Jesus had long or short hair and I assume that we are only speculating on the matter, since scissors have existed for a very long time. If it was Jewish custom to have short hair, why wouldnât Jesus have it short? I donât think it makes much sense to think that Jesus looked like me, with blond hair and blue eyes. He simply didnât come from Scandinavia and I think we know that much. It was hard for people to travel long distances in those days, although we know that some ancient people did travel. It seems unlikely that he was Nordic looking, only that Renaissance European artists had a habit of portraying him in that way.
Goblinopolis about 12 years ago
The historical Jesus was most likely born in a cave.
kaffekup about 12 years ago
âI know Jesus was a rebel Jew.âMany of us think of him as the first Reform Rabbi.
montessoriteacher about 12 years ago
Of course, there have been jobs in which blacks and Jews had only very limited access to in the 60âs. Only 7 blacks have been in the US Senate in all of our history. True, the first one was in 1870, but 7 is a very small number if you consider all the years in which the US Senate has existed. The very first African American was appointed to the Supreme Court in the 60âs, Thurgood Marshall. For my money, I would prefer the appointment of Thurgood Marshall over Clarence Thomas, but I guess we are stuck with him for a few more years. The first US Senator was elected right after Reconstruction, Hiram Revels 1870. After that, Blanche Bruce 1875, Edward Brooke 1967, Carol Braun 1993, Barack Obama 2005, Roland Burris 2009, Tim Scott 2013.
montessoriteacher about 12 years ago
We only elected our first African American prez in 2008. We have never had a Jewish prez. I donât really seen anybody coming up very soon either⊠Al Franken doesnât seem interested, though I think he is great. Mayor Bloomberg is not interested. Mayor Rahm Emanuel doesnât seem to be looking into the presidency either⊠I am sure I am missing some prominent people, but no one seems to really be all that into it, as far as I can tell.
montessoriteacher about 12 years ago
Barbara Boxer, Dianne Feinstein would be pretty great candidates too. Just donât think they have expressed interest as far as I know⊠Yes, there are others out thereâŠ
peabodyboy about 12 years ago
Iâm not sure that a sentence in which the subject is âOur founding fathersâ can ever make any sense. Thomas Jefferson and John Adams would both have to be considered founding fathers, and they certainly did not agree on the proper relationship between church and state. When Jefferson ran against Adams for the presidency, one Adams supporter went so far as to call Jefferson âa howling atheist.â
kaffekup about 12 years ago
I read a book that put forth evidence that the shroud was the cloth that Jacques deMolay was wrapped in after he was tortured and nailed to a door before he was burned to death by King Philipâs men.
alviebird about 12 years ago
Perhaps I should have said, âThere is some truth in it.â
I think it is clear that, even if only half of what he says is true, one cannot deny that our âfounding fatherâsâ (for simple lack of a better label) saw no problem with having God along for the ride during their public service. Government has no place in religion, but religion has itâs place in government.
tcambeul about 12 years ago
vwdualnomand , now we have a âpresidentâ who did not worry about the draft, he was a âforeignâ student!!!
rwgate about 12 years ago
What is a âreasonably reliable publicationâ when it comes to a description of Jesus? There is no record of any description of Jesus, either in the Bible or by any historian of the period. Besides, if God was Jesus father, Jesus couldnât have had blue eyes, as blue eyes require two parents with the recessive gene for blue eyes, and God probably doesnât count.
DylanThomas3.14159 about 12 years ago
âThose who âsubmitted their resignationsâ after the Benghazi report will be back to work the week after Jan. 1. One will change desks. Otherwise, all is the same.â
And your evidence is [drum roll] . . . .
markjoseph125 about 12 years ago
Was it this section, 1 Thess. 2.14-16?
14 "For ye, brethren, became followers of the churches of God which in Judaea are in Christ Jesus: for ye also have suffered like things of your own countrymen, even as they have of the Jews:
15 Who both killed the Lord Jesus, and their own prophets, and have persecuted us; and they please not God, and are contrary to all men:
16 Forbidding us to speak to the Gentiles that they might be saved, to fill up their sins alway: for the wrath is come upon them to the uttermost.Along with Matthew 27.25, this is the core of christian anti-semitism, 2,000 years old and still going strong.
Aslan Balaur about 12 years ago
But the strip does point out the real rub. Those of us who find Christianity, and the other myth threads to be outdated and ridiculous donât care if you make your shows IN YOUR OWN CHURCH and part of YOUR religious practice but we DO object to having OUR taxpayer money pay for it. Youâd be just as pissed if I insisted there be a six foot pentacle with a horned statue of the Oak King outside the post office and city hall. So keep your fraud virgin, her cuckolded husband, and bastard child OUT of MY governmentâs budget.
Hectoruno about 12 years ago
âAs Putin rears his head and comes into the air space of the United States of America, whereâ where do they go? Itâs Alaska. Itâs just right over the border.â âSarah Palin, explaining why Alaskaâs proximity to Russia gives her foreign policy experience, interview with CBSâs Katie Couric, Sept. 24, 2008 (Watch video clip)
Hectoruno about 12 years ago
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/09/25/palin-talks-russia-with-k_n_129318.html
Hectoruno about 12 years ago
The basis for the line was Governor Palinâs 11 September 2008 appearance on ABC News, her first major interview after being tapped as the vice-presidential nominee. During that appearance, interviewer Charles Gibson asked her what insight she had gained from living so close to Russia, and she responded: âTheyâre our next-door neighbors, and you can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska, from an island in Alaskaâ:Read more at http://www.snopes.com/politics/palin/seealaska.asp#TyTfIM1rpI1oB7bw.99
ransomdstone about 12 years ago
The wise men understood the meaning of Christmas. Give gifts!