Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for December 01, 2019
Transcript:
Cathy: I wanted a piece of the pie. Nothing in my past suggested I'd ever be able to work off the pie. However, someone who should know better ignored my history and said I qualified for pie. In fact, she offered a bigger piece of pie than I'd dreamed of. I joyfully accepted the pie. Shortly after it was way too late, I realized the pie would burden my life in ways I hadn't comprehended... and that I was now trapped in an impossible agreement with the pie!! Sigh. America's other problem: sub-prime eating. To Do: To Not Do:
j_e_richards about 5 years ago
yep…apple pie for breakfast…hey, it’s a fruit serving right? (and whipped cream is dairy)
lightenup Premium Member about 5 years ago
Whether it’s a pie or a birthday cake for GretchensMom, enjoy a piece! A huge Happy Birthday to GretchensMom!! I hope you have a wonderful day and are spoiled by your family, sweet friend!
rgcviper about 5 years ago
Oy! Overthinking things just a bit, Cathy? Just eat the darn piece of pie, already. Ha. This [eye-roll] registered on the Richter Scale.
HI, MOM, and Happy Birthday! Hope you’re having a great day and finding fun ways to celebrate.
Good Sunday Morning, “Cathy” Clan.
Gretchen's Mom about 5 years ago
Oh, for the love of all that’s holy, Cathy. You really need to quit over-thinking this. It’s just ONE piece of pie, for heaven’s sake! It’s the holidays. Enjoy it (along with everything else) while it lasts because it only comes around once a year. As long as you eat in moderation rather than stuffing yourself like a pig until you’re sick and miserable, it’s not going to hurt you too terribly much in the weight-gain department. But even if it does, it WON’T be the end of the world! Just make it your New Year’s resolution to get right back on the “diet-wagon” starting January 1st and don’t give up until it comes back off again.
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Hi, rgcviper! Thank you so much for the birthday well-wishes! Nothing exciting planned (except dinner out later) but I’m sure it’ll be a very nice day all the same. :-)
lindz.coop: Wishing your beloved mother a very happy 96th birthday in Heaven today! :-)
hendelca: Sounds like Mary Poppins was a roaring success. Congratulations on a job well done to ALL of you! :-)
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Hello and Happy Sunday, fellow Cathy fans. Hope everyone had a really great weekend! :-)
Wendy Emlinger Premium Member about 5 years ago
Relax, Cathy, and enjoy your pie. You can’t take your money with you when you go, but you sure as heck can take that pie you enjoyed with you.
Dianne50 about 5 years ago
This strip should run on March 14.
hendelca Premium Member about 5 years ago
So much drama over one piece of pie. But it is understandable – Cathy will have way more than just that one piece over the next few weeks (and years).
Fun matinee performance today – except for the very noisy small children. Never could figure out why some parents think their little darlings can sit quietly through a 3 hour production. I know some adults who cannot do that either. Even missed a cue because I could not hear the lines. Caught it a few seconds afterward since the cast was just standing there waiting for the lights to fade. Ah well, we still got a lot of great comments from the audience afterwards so I guess it was not too bad for them. Now we get a couple of nights off. A rehearsal again on Wednesday, then two more performances this coming weekend.
I hope everyone here had a wonderful day today.
lindz.coop Premium Member about 5 years ago
Yes…a big Happy Birthday to Gretchen’s Mom today….and thank you for remembering my Mom’s birthday….same day as your own!!!