Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for September 14, 2020

Nope. Not gonna happen. Did that once…never again.

The two shoppers look like Cathy’s co-workers.

It’s not so bad. I mean if your not getting any keepers at your favorite fishing hole, you move up stream and see if you have better luck.

Wait till he discovers that once he finds the jeans he wants, he can’t just grab a bunch, pay, and leave. They probably won’t all fit the same.

The only time I have done this is if I need a specific outfit for a specific event, and I’m not finding it at one place. And then I’d go online first to see who has it. But for jeans? No way. This is torturous.

Hello Cathy friends! Happy Monday! Have a great day, all!

I want Dad jeans, full cut, straight leg, indigo denim.

My husband gets his jeans online from a big and tall catalog. They fit him in the waist, are loose in the legs and seat, and are a little long in the leg but he doesn’t mind.

You can always have the cuffs shortened by a tailor.

With a 42" waist and a 29" inseam every pair of pants my wife purchases for me has to be shortened. Fortunately our dry cleaners has a person on call who does adjustments. Of course my arms are also shorter than clothing manufacturers say they should be so I constantly have to roll up the sleeves on my long sleeved shirts. Love summer when it is warm enough to wear short sleeves and a coating of sunscreen – and I am afraid those days are gone for this year. Only 63F today with a cold breeze.

Please enjoy your Monday – don’t shop today for jeans if you don’t have the ‘standard’ body size and shape (and I don’t think anyone has that standard size and shape).

Yep, Irving … prepare for your head to explode.

HI, MOM. Hello, “Cathy” Clan.

Guess where he’s going.