FoxTrot by Bill Amend for February 17, 2013

I’d better sell my stock in the tofu company.

Gee, that sour apple soda sounded… um… interesting.

She looks like the efficiency expert at Mr Fox’s job, except the efficiency expert wore a lousy-fitting wig.

Actually, Roger, those stereotypes exist for a reason.

And, just so you know – mothers eat the same when their families are out of town. Or maybe when they are themselves out of town…

Lovely spam…wonderful spam

Lucky Charms, Beer, chips, Cocoa Pebbles. My stomach is churning and going to wretch already.

food network has this show called worst cooks in america….just saying.

It’s 15:14 here (Mars!).

Sounds like a balanced meal to me!

I felt sick just reading all that stuff.

“Wakey, wakey …eggs and bakey.”

Home fried ’taters and spam and Velveeta.

It’s a miracle that Roger hasn’t had a heart attack from eating all of that stuff.

I didn’t eat breakfast yet, and I’m going to right now after reading this!

Let the party begin!!!

Next is diabetes, heart disease and a lot of dental work. Good job dad!

Is it me, or does that look like the cafeteria lady?

And Hot Pockets as well.

She looks like one of the lunch ladies in Paige and Peter’s school

Foxtrot is all about stereotypes

This woman appears to have multiple part-time jobs in the Foxes’ hometown because I’ve seen her multiple times.