FoxTrot by Bill Amend for February 17, 2013
Transcript:
woman: Froot Loops...Pop-Tarts...frozen pizza...bacon...donuts...Cheetos...blueberry syrup...more Cheetos...sour apple soda...chunky monkey ice cream...frozen waffles...hot dogs...Cap'n Crunch...microwave burritos...Lucky Charms...beer...potato chips...Cocoa Pebbles...let me guess... Jason: How'd she know Mom was out of town? Roger: Because some people buy into unfair stereotypes, son.
jimboylan over 11 years ago
I’d better sell my stock in the tofu company.
Templo S.U.D. over 11 years ago
Gee, that sour apple soda sounded… um… interesting.
arye uygur over 11 years ago
She looks like the efficiency expert at Mr Fox’s job, except the efficiency expert wore a lousy-fitting wig.
legaleagle48 over 11 years ago
Actually, Roger, those stereotypes exist for a reason.
paha_siga over 11 years ago
And, just so you know – mothers eat the same when their families are out of town. Or maybe when they are themselves out of town…
Wren Fahel over 11 years ago
Lovely spam…wonderful spam
skeeterhawk over 11 years ago
Lucky Charms, Beer, chips, Cocoa Pebbles. My stomach is churning and going to wretch already.
vwdualnomand over 11 years ago
food network has this show called worst cooks in america….just saying.
William Bednar Premium Member over 11 years ago
It’s 15:14 here (Mars!).
Peachguy82 over 11 years ago
Sounds like a balanced meal to me!
Rickapolis over 11 years ago
I felt sick just reading all that stuff.
rgcviper over 11 years ago
“Wakey, wakey …eggs and bakey.”
pawpawbear over 11 years ago
Home fried ’taters and spam and Velveeta.
Doctor11 over 11 years ago
It’s a miracle that Roger hasn’t had a heart attack from eating all of that stuff.
HankTheSock over 11 years ago
I didn’t eat breakfast yet, and I’m going to right now after reading this!
eheroking over 11 years ago
Let the party begin!!!
jkhandy over 11 years ago
Next is diabetes, heart disease and a lot of dental work. Good job dad!
Jayred the Player about 6 years ago
Is it me, or does that look like the cafeteria lady?
alecgiacometti almost 6 years ago
And Hot Pockets as well.
SuperCharged5- over 3 years ago
She looks like one of the lunch ladies in Paige and Peter’s school
Best Commenter Ever almost 3 years ago
Foxtrot is all about stereotypes
DevilDog2001 Premium Member about 2 years ago
This woman appears to have multiple part-time jobs in the Foxes’ hometown because I’ve seen her multiple times.