You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests you think she’s pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
— Dave Berry, “25 Things I Have Learned in 50 Years”
If your last name is obviously, or could conceivably be the name or slang term of a reproductive organ, never name your child something that is or could be nicknamed an adjective.-Such as my friend, Randy Busch, or a classmate, Misty Hymen.
There was an Ernest Kiss and Harry Dyck at the university I went to.Then there’s those who bring it on themselves – I knew a lady who’s married name was Star Christmas.
aciem88 over 11 years ago
took me a while to get that one..:P
aciem88 over 11 years ago
“I’m not pregnant, this is a hoop skirt!”
Proginoskes over 11 years ago
You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests you think she’s pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
— Dave Berry, “25 Things I Have Learned in 50 Years”Stormrider2112 over 11 years ago
If your last name is obviously, or could conceivably be the name or slang term of a reproductive organ, never name your child something that is or could be nicknamed an adjective.-Such as my friend, Randy Busch, or a classmate, Misty Hymen.
Dkram over 11 years ago
I knew of a fellow who last name was Blow, his first name was Richard. Think about it..\\//_
finale over 11 years ago
Harley Ryder.
Digital Frog over 11 years ago
There was an Ernest Kiss and Harry Dyck at the university I went to.Then there’s those who bring it on themselves – I knew a lady who’s married name was Star Christmas.
LingeeWhiz over 11 years ago
No, but we came up with a nickname already.
mcnero over 11 years ago
well i do know a copule of Harry Johnsons
Paula over 11 years ago
Had a difficult time containing the laughter at the office whenever someone would page Peter Abbott.
ColonelClaus over 11 years ago
I still like the names of the Guys in Personnel at the factory where my mom worked … Clapsaddle, Hitchcock and Pusey